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  1. @ChelseaVPeretti @mulaney I feel like the Drive soundtrack was playing in his head durring this. 1:50 AM May 29th via web in reply to ChelseaVPeretti
  2. Congratulations to you Amazon for figuring out I'm a gay nerd, but that does not mean I want to read Chelsea Handler books. 7:19 AM May 28th via web
  3. I often see an LSU student riding a unicycle wile wearing a top hat. I wish he was also screaming "LOOK AT ME! PLEASE, SOMEBODY LOOK AT ME!" 1:09 PM May 23rd via web
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  5. @kumailn yeast is too! 2:55 PM May 22nd via web in reply to kumailn
  6. @pennjillette I think you should tell people about this video Gilbert Gottfried is in youtu.be/iYiE2V4IUSI 11:07 AM May 18th via web
  7. @Netflixhelps The title "Tegan & Sara: Get Along" has video and audio out of sync. link follows: movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Tegan_… 1:19 PM May 3rd via web
  8. @kumailn I'm very upset I can't go to this. If you're shooting a movie or something and end up in Baton Rouge I hope you do a set somewhere. 3:03 PM Apr 25th via web in reply to kumailn
  9. Nothing says trust like "paid non-client spokesperson." 4:57 PM Apr 18th via txt
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  12. @tubatron I have relatives I love less then these drawings. 12:24 PM Mar 22nd via web in reply to tubatron