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  1. @ChelseaVPeretti @mulaney I feel like the Drive soundtrack was playing in his head durring this.
  2. Congratulations to you Amazon for figuring out I'm a gay nerd, but that does not mean I want to read Chelsea Handler books.
  3. I often see an LSU student riding a unicycle wile wearing a top hat. I wish he was also screaming "LOOK AT ME! PLEASE, SOMEBODY LOOK AT ME!"
  4. @PFTompkins wubba wubba indeed sir
  5. @kumailn yeast is too!
  6. @pennjillette I think you should tell people about this video Gilbert Gottfried is in youtu.be/iYiE2V4IUSI
  7. @Netflixhelps The title "Tegan & Sara: Get Along" has video and audio out of sync. link follows: movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Tegan_…
  8. @kumailn I'm very upset I can't go to this. If you're shooting a movie or something and end up in Baton Rouge I hope you do a set somewhere.
  9. Nothing says trust like "paid non-client spokesperson."
  10. @DrewFromTV You're becoming a meme. quickmeme.com/meme/3oifo0/ Boy do I hope you think this is funny.
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  12. @tubatron I have relatives I love less then these drawings.