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  1. Oh, look at me! I'm Merlin, and now I've decided to be all NICE to people! Burp Fart Splonk! http://twitter.com/nicemerlin 4:20 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from web
  2. Hey, I just realized something obvious that everybody but babies and retards already knows! Better start a blog!! Burp! Doof! Cronk! BLOG! 11:52 AM Aug 4th, 2008 from web
  3. Hey! I don't have comments on my site and it's gray and I'm gay for Macs and fall down sometimes! I'm John Gruber! Wait, NO; I'm _Merlin!_ 11:51 AM Aug 4th, 2008 from web
  4. Look at me! I'm Merlin and my butt smells like index cards! Doy doy! I hate LOLCats because I'm smart!! Duh duh duh! 11:51 AM Aug 4th, 2008 from web
  5. Ooo, I'm important and you can't email me unless you're stupid and from San Francisco!! I'm Merlin and I live on a gay orange bridge! Duhh. 11:51 AM Aug 4th, 2008 from web
  6. Oh, wait, everybody stand still. I'm Merlin and I think I lost a contact! *PSYCH!* I'm MERLIN so I only wear gay retard glasses!!!! 12:15 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from web
  7. Hey, I'm Merlin, and I'm all sex-negative! I'm scared of horny fat people with blogs! Boo hoo! Can I eat your pie, Nudie Livestream? Butts! 12:15 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from web
  8. Something something T.S. Elliottt. I read poems! I'm Merlin and blah blah blah Robert Lowell is my huge dumb boyfriend! Spluuuuuuuurk! 12:15 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from web
  9. Oh, look at me! I took a picture of another sign! You love me because I have cameras HAHAHAHAHA! Farts! 12:14 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from web
  10. Hey, I'm Merlin! And I make fun of people with bluetooth things! I dont need one because I live in a blog about paper and eat poop!! Phones! 9:23 AM Jul 31st, 2008 from web
  11. Whoa, look! I took a picture of a stupid sign! I think everyone is dumb but me! Which they arnt because I live in San Francisco! See?!?!? 9:22 AM Jul 31st, 2008 from web
  12. Oh, Hey! Look at me! I'm Merlin and I went to college for four years! Can I FINISH YOUR SENTENCE? GleepGlorp! I hate Vista but don't use it! 9:21 AM Jul 31st, 2008 from web
  13. Hey, what's that? A microphone? Can I use it to rant about dumb computers that only babies and women use? Sure, I can! I'm Merlin Mac Mann! 10:39 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
  14. Hey, what's a "job?" Are there more blogs I can start and then suck at? Doy doy doy. I eat food every day. DUH. 10:02 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
  15. Hey, I'm a tool who hates successful people because they have phones! I'm Merlin, and I want everyone to be gay and listen to gay NPR! 9:59 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
  16. Hey, everybody! Look at me! I have glasses like a guy with glasses and I own some chairs. I think I'm all special. 8:42 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
  17. Oo I think tattoos are bad because I'm scared of looking like a hooker. Which I couldn't be because I can't count and don't have genitals! 8:41 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
  18. OMG, you GUYS! I even do my own parody! Which is recursive and retarded. Because I'm busy and email is hard! Look at me! I'm Merlin Mann! 8:35 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
  19. Look at me, I have 5 squidillion web sites and my hair still looks like a bird! Unnnnnnhhhhhhhh...Quicksilver or whatever. 8:32 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
  20. Something something big word something semicolon; Ooooooooo, you're so impressed I know about Craftwork. I like Germany! I'm Merlin! Duh! 8:30 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
  • Name fakemerlinmann
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  • Bio Look at me! I'm Merlin and I'm all, blah blah blah!
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