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Ok, that's enough work for tonight. Off to have better sex than you're having and write a post or two on one of my twelve blogs. Night, all. 11:46 PM Feb 7th from web
FACT: Visitors to Boffery are 12x more likely than randomly-surveyed BART riders to have had a threesome. With me. 11:45 PM Feb 7th from web
FACT: Boffery.com visitors are 7x more likely than Digg.com users to have had sex with @kevinrose. 11:43 PM Feb 7th from web
FACT: Boffery members are 30x more likely than the general population to use condom. As a noun in a Twitter post. 11:43 PM Feb 7th from web
Lying in bed, face down, alone with laptop. Working on demographic survey for Boffery. 11:40 PM Feb 7th from web