fakemccartney
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"The man" in "Listen to What the Man Said" was Elliott Gould.
4:41 AM Dec 10th
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Back during our Hamburg days, I suggested we all wear eye patches. I still think that would have really set us apart, man.
7:46 PM Dec 7th
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Turns out I was wrong. I legally purchased love in 1987, man. I own it.
7:13 AM Dec 1st
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I'm gonna be simply having a wonderful American Thanksgiving day, man, with some tofurkey and a wonderful tofu drink I make.
6:06 AM Nov 25th
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Eleanor Rigby? That was me, man. :(
11:28 AM Nov 21st
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The "she" in "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window" was Judi Dench, man.
5:20 AM Nov 20th
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I once said my heart was like a wheel, but I now realise that's not true, man. My heart's more like a shoe.
8:39 PM Nov 17th
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Since I became I knight, I have occasionally been expected to fight a war against the Dutch. They're always good fun, man.
7:00 AM Nov 16th
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John and I disagreed on this: I still don't need anybody's help in any way, man.
5:15 PM Nov 12th
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In case you were wondering, what I meant when I said she was just 17 was that that was her age, man.
6:59 AM Nov 11th
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For the last time: Please do not drive my car, man.
8:56 AM Nov 10th
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You'll be interested to know that I recorded most cover versions of "Yesterday" under fake names, man.
6:58 AM Nov 9th
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I based Maxwell's Silver Hammer on my real cousin Maxwell, man. His hammer was aluminium, though.
7:57 AM Nov 7th
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I hate it in the morning when I have to rub all these golden slumbers out of my eyes, man.
8:11 AM Nov 5th
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"She Said She Said" was about John's short time as a barrister impostor.
1:28 PM Nov 4th
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@ Once you feel a feeling like being maybe amazed, you'll know what it's like.
8:00 PM Nov 3rd
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After we kept calling her "doggone," the girl didn't really want either of us, man.
12:13 PM Nov 3rd
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Hey man, I'm just gonna tell you right out: I have wanted a meat pie for about 20 years.
8:23 AM Nov 3rd
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Before he asked me to do a re-write, "Back off Boogaloo" was about jellyfish, man. No joke.
6:21 PM Nov 2nd
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All of Ringo's songs were about the ocean. "Don't Pass Me By" started out about a seahorse until the rest of us revised it.
5:44 AM Nov 2nd
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- Name Fake Paul McCartney
- Location Wooooooooo!
- Bio I've gone right off jelly babies.
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