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Had crazy dream last night. Woke up w @karaswisher in my Four Season's suite in Hawaii after a drunken night at the Lobby conference 7:55 PM Nov 3rd from web
Russian hacker just offered us access to Carol Bartz's GMAIL account. Took one look at amount of porn and realized it wasn't worth it. #fail 9:15 AM Nov 3rd from web
Hey @GuyKawasaki, get the hell off Twitter and go invest in some more failed startups. 9:14 AM Nov 3rd from web
Audience Conference on Friday in NY. Better be in first class and have a suite @ Four Season @1938media or I'm going to beat @scobleizer. 9:10 AM Nov 3rd from web
Going to beat @scobleizer with a Dell 2U if @techcrunch goes down again. Did I just motivate the @rackspace admins to take us down? 9:08 AM Nov 3rd from web
Looking forward to canceling on @1938media's conference with two hour notice. 7:56 AM Oct 30th from web
@rafatali Look forward to buying PaidContent at Guardian fire sale and putting @PaulCarr in charge. 7:55 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to rafatali
@karaswisher Shouldn't you be bitching about some scoop we didn't credit you with? 7:53 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to karaswisher
Techcrunch exclusive scoop: @karaswisher just laid off by WSJ. considering new gig working for @rafatali or being Carol Bartz's PR liaison 8:41 AM Oct 29th from web
@paulcarr I've got other people I'm planning on putting on that list. Give me a week or two and you'll have plenty of company. Drink later? 8:37 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to paulcarr
OK @fakecarolbartz we have now banned your IP for starting flame wars in TechCrunch comments. Email layoffs memos: fakearrington@gmail.com 8:35 AM Oct 29th from web