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fakeman17lovesU

  1. Delayed RT @thisischristina "This is the FEBS Letters of conference sessions."
  2. I someday dream of publishing in ZooKeys, and in all hilariously named journals.
  3. Why is nobody talking about this? Craig Venter looks like a giant baby.
  4. Baby looking cute in his little Zubaz.
  5. This music makes me want to step out of a limousine in slow motion while putting sunglasses on. youtu.be/QaArJ6qt2aI
  6. Just itching for a chance to try out my sick new Sorceress build for Diablo 3. #S0rc3r3ss
  7. I've been out of the popular culture for a while. Is there a new Game of Thorns on the TV?
  8. @JoellePedersen @dunkindonuts I super want some powdered Munchkins®.
  9. "Literally, QQ is a set of crying eyes. However, given its usual context in online games..."
  10. Puff the magic dragon is a crazy sad song. Thanks for bringing me down Peter Paul and Mary. #QQ
  11. Guerlain describes my scent as "Luncheon on the grass on a riverbank / Biting into tangy fruit / Listening to birdsong"
  12. Need ride Las Vegas to pick up refurb coffee vending machine. Model AP 211 FD she'a a beaute! This will make us money. ebay.com/itm/AUTOMATIC-…
  13. After 6 months, this is still all I get when I search google.fr google.com/search?hl=en&r…
  14. @JoellePedersen Questions punctuated with exclamation points? #thatssoscranton
  15. Our friend Darshan is looking like a boss on this new WBUR billboard in downtown Boston. twitter.com/fakeman17loves…
  16. My wife refuses to understand the simple system of jars that I've instituted to collect loose change.
  17. "Meanwhile, Mitt Romney has a narrow lead with voters who use landlines."