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professorkitteh There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data 5:15 PM Apr 11th via Twuffer Retweeted by fakelvis and 1522 others
Stats form my kayaking trip: Number of people in clogs spotted: 1. Number of windmills: 3. Probability of not being in the Netherlands: 0. 9:21 AM May 26th via web from Harlem
If I have both carrots Julienne and plain ol' sliced carrots for dinner, that counts as two of my five-a-day, right? 12:08 PM May 15th via tGadget
migueldeicaza Code Refactoring i.imgur.com/wGUTG.gif 4:00 PM May 14th via web Retweeted by fakelvis and 456 others
I actually have no idea what all of this is, though. I presume some of it is a tea if some sort. About to delve into the unknown... 8:54 AM May 14th via Plume for Android from Harlem
Another advantage of having a brother living in Japan: snack exchange! twitpic.com/9l1xn7 8:52 AM May 14th via Plume for Android from Harlem
@i4_1 Wait, what just happened to that @fchimero post? It sounds excellent, but I can't find it. 12:32 AM May 14th via tGadget in reply to i4_1
RT @newsycombinator: Gameboy color emulator entirely in Javascript j.mp/Hy0e5J 12:07 AM May 14th via tGadget
@Sbwriel Haha, brilliant. Usage example: "I must remember to post on sbwriel.com today." 1:58 AM May 9th via tGadget in reply to Sbwriel
@Sbwriel Awesome, looking forward to it. Nah, no bed required, cheers: Femke's also coming and we're in the Novotel. 6:21 AM May 7th via tGadget in reply to Sbwriel
@Sbwriel In Cardiff on Friday 18th. Drinks (maybe even food)? 11:56 PM May 6th via tGadget
@i4_1 Is that… but it's… expert… overdoing… GAH! Where's my blankie? 5:04 AM May 4th via tGadget in reply to i4_1
Brilliant. O'Reilly is celebrating the Day Against DRM by offering 50% off. Bank account, prepare thyself. oreil.ly/IxGLaK 3:52 AM May 4th via tGadget
@vaughanbell Funny comic strip on the "ban video games" debate. Thought you'd get a chuckle from it: bit.ly/J0vFZ3 1:52 AM May 4th via bitly
@curiousbunny You'll probably like this: bit.ly/IqQw6L Now contemplating a move to Queensland. 1:36 AM May 4th via tGadget in reply to curiousbunny
@foomandoonian Oh… I knew that post was going to crack me up before I clicked on it. The 'further reading' links, especially. 5:49 AM May 1st via tGadget in reply to foomandoonian
@akjrow I had some pretty thin cuts, so the texture wasn't too apparent. As a thick steak, I've been told it's more like lean beef. 2:26 PM Apr 29th via web from Harlem in reply to akjrow
Huh. So horse tastes a bit like bacon. Not what I was expecting. 12:50 PM Apr 29th via web from Harlem
@Sbwriel Ha ha! That's brilliant! Hilarious! Surely that's sbwriel.com worthy? 12:02 PM Apr 28th via Plume for Android from Leusden, Utrecht in reply to Sbwriel
@Sbwriel Really? Awesome. You'll have to record it somehow and send it to me. 4:17 AM Apr 28th via Plume for Android from Harlem in reply to Sbwriel

Name Lloyd Morgan
Location Haarlem and Amsterdam, NL
Web http://www.LloydM...
Bio 20-something expat 'technologist' interested in philosophy, psychology, and many other -ologies. I write stuff and live in the Netherlands.