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  1. It has been way too cold this winter, I mean th-th-th-the temperatures have been UNGODLY, where the FUCK is global warming when you NEED IT!10:50 AM Dec 1st, 2007 from web
  2. We're the only country that - that tells the rest of the world, on a nearly constant basis, that we're the greatest country on Earth.9:07 AM Nov 10th, 2007 from web
  3. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.8:24 AM Nov 1st, 2007 from web
  4. Candy Corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised.10:26 AM Oct 11th, 2007 from web
  5. Because, if you were in an office, and there was someone there, who came in every day and said; "I'm the greatest fucker here! . . .9:34 AM Sep 12th, 2007 from web
  6. And that is a little fuckin' obnoxious! And they know it's obnoxious.10:12 AM Sep 11th, 2007 from web
  7. We're the only country that tells the rest of the world, on a nearly constant basis, that we're the greatest country on Earth.11:20 AM Sep 10th, 2007 from web
  8. The most important part of travel, is when you come home. Because, that's when you see your country with new eyes.9:08 AM Sep 7th, 2007 from web
  9. Oh great. It's my birthday.9:07 AM Aug 30th, 2007 from web
  10. "I wouldn't have spent that year in college." Don't think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!1:43 PM Aug 26th, 2007 from web
  11. Now, I'm gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. "If it weren't for my horse..." as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go -11:37 AM Aug 25th, 2007 from web
  12. Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."1:51 PM Aug 24th, 2007 from web
  13. I took economics, and I'd explain it to yea'... but I flunked that course.3:23 PM Aug 16th, 2007 from web
  14. The economy goes up, it goes down, it goes up, it goes down, it goes up, it goes down, nobody knows why the fuck it happens.11:16 AM Aug 15th, 2007 from web
  15. These guys believe that a 350 billion dollar tax cut will stimulate the economy, and they are full of shit.10:05 AM Aug 14th, 2007 from web
  16. The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!" [Boston traffic.]10:48 AM Aug 7th, 2007 from web
  17. When people say: "That George Bush, he's a great leader." I wonder, where can one find a drug that would make one so delusional?9:08 AM Aug 6th, 2007 from web
  18. Today's really gonna suck... BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE SMALLPOX!6:50 PM Jul 29th, 2007 from web
  19. And for all we study about health, we know nothing! Is milk good or bad? . . . . . . I rest my case!10:37 AM Jul 26th, 2007 from web
  20. And then there's the Homeland Security system, they had it color-coded, like we're in fucking elementery school!10:38 AM Jul 20th, 2007 from web
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