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  1. You followin' me, camera guy?
  2. If putting Woz in "Dancing with the Stars" was a cheap attempt to reach the geek audience, then it probably worked.
  3. Like I've always said: If you want to increase your popularity, release a swarm of mosquitos.
  4. Dear Mr. Jobs: Get well soon.
  5. The annual MacBreak video Macworld avalanche has begun. Woot!
  6. I don't want to be at Macworld. I'd rather be at AEE... erm... I mean CES.
  7. Phil needs to work on his Reality Distortion Field generator. Not many are convinced that 2x the battery life is worth being integrated.
  8. My guess for the next big thing in cell phones? A throwback to the Motorola Brick.
  9. In Macworld, the standard currency is the Alex.
  10. I'd endorse Topple too, if level 9 wasn't the hardest thing since Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES.
  11. http://tinyurl.com/6449j7
  12. I don't know about you, but I have my iPod nano on when riding mechanical bulls all the time.
  13. I'm thinking I should boycott Kevin Rose content from now on. He spoiled the whole keynote.
  14. Sales of Jack Johnson songs on iTunes just went through the roof.
  15. Only with TWit will you get a 30-min-long, beat-by-beat literary analysis of that new Seinfeld Microsoft ad.
  16. The new scourge of web pages: those darn banner ads that expand downward and cover up the stuff I *really* want to read. Thanks Madison Ave.
  17. Finally, Microsoft clues us in to engineering job pre-requisites: Saturn Ring Brain, and Shoe Circus Club Membership. Mm-hmm.
  18. Google Chrome: Geeky, Shiny, Smooth, & Blinding
  19. Sometimes it seems that Scott Bourne does more to help Aperture's marketing than Apple's own marketing team.
  20. * please drink responsibly.