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  1. Attorney says trampled Wal-Mart employee lacked training. That's why I sent our team to Slipknot and Lamb of God shows! http://is.gd/9Xec
  2. So excited that Sarah Lacy is going to be at Boulder New Tech Meetup, I was really afraid that I would be the least relevant person there.
  3. Ever make such a mess of your name it's just easier to call yourself something else? Cingular is AT&T, me.dium is now OneRiot. Call me Jacob
  4. I'm pretty sure @tobiaspeggs missed his calling, that boy can DANCE! http://tinyurl.com/6q8saw
  5. If I stopped wearing these silly shirts, no one would even notice me.
  6. @gfiggy Cuil is a straw man. We have a 2 year head start and we're barely better. Pick on someone our own size!
  7. This sucks. Burning Man is over, guess it's back to burning investor money. Anybody know how to get orange dye off your skin?
  8. Memories! I remember when I did this to MY first Tesla: http://tinyurl.com/5af8h3
  9. OMG OMG OMG, TESLA #5 is here! Down at the DMV getting my vanity plates: MEDIOT1 Honk if you love spyware!
  10. I wish my brother would let me use his jet, then I wouldn't have to stand in line behind people I'm better than! http://twitter.com/kimbal
  11. Happy Ski Day Me.diots! Fiddling while Rome burns is more fun if you do it with me!
  12. @Me_dium When did University of Colorado MBA program start offering "How to un-fail in business?" I'd love to enroll!
  13. @gfiggy *fixed* your link! http://tinyurl.com/6qs95m
  14. What part of, "Give this large bag of money to TRUSTe" did my Marketing and Biz Dev guys not understand? http://tinyurl.com/4ejd3b
  15. "Don't be evil" was taken, so our motto is "Don't get caught being evil" http://tinyurl.com/4ejd3b - Oops!
  16. @tobiaspeggs Don't you even think about jumping ship! I don't want to poison you again, but I will if I have to!
  17. @dgmandell I guess that's fine, but wear your adult clothes tomorrow, and if you get picked up for vagrancy, I'm not bailing you out!
  18. @tobiaspeggs The doctor called, his new diagnosis: You are violently allergic to me.dium the rash should go away if you uninstall!
  19. @ewu I'm writing the check now to send a 12-man SLAYER-flavored mosh-o-gram to the Fuser offices! Enjoy the elbows!
  20. @jenn Only if you install me.dium, and then only if they're eating at the Kitchen! (As if people in this town eat anywhere else, ha!)