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  1. Attorney says trampled Wal-Mart employee lacked training. That's why I sent our team to Slipknot and Lamb of God shows! http://is.gd/9Xec 3:00 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web
  2. So excited that Sarah Lacy is going to be at Boulder New Tech Meetup, I was really afraid that I would be the least relevant person there. 2:20 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web
  3. Ever make such a mess of your name it's just easier to call yourself something else? Cingular is AT&T, me.dium is now OneRiot. Call me Jacob 2:29 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
  4. I'm pretty sure @tobiaspeggs missed his calling, that boy can DANCE! http://tinyurl.com/6q8saw 2:10 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from web
  5. If I stopped wearing these silly shirts, no one would even notice me. 1:32 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
  6. @gfiggy Cuil is a straw man. We have a 2 year head start and we're barely better. Pick on someone our own size! 6:15 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from mobile web in reply to gfiggy
  7. This sucks. Burning Man is over, guess it's back to burning investor money. Anybody know how to get orange dye off your skin? 12:48 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from web
  8. Memories! I remember when I did this to MY first Tesla: http://tinyurl.com/5af8h3 2:06 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from web
  9. OMG OMG OMG, TESLA #5 is here! Down at the DMV getting my vanity plates: MEDIOT1 Honk if you love spyware! 11:12 AM Aug 1st, 2008 from web
  10. I wish my brother would let me use his jet, then I wouldn't have to stand in line behind people I'm better than! http://twitter.com/kimbal 3:01 PM Apr 30th, 2008 from web
  11. Happy Ski Day Me.diots! Fiddling while Rome burns is more fun if you do it with me! 4:56 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from web
  12. @Me_dium When did University of Colorado MBA program start offering "How to un-fail in business?" I'd love to enroll! 12:54 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from web in reply to Me_dium
  13. @gfiggy *fixed* your link! http://tinyurl.com/6qs95m 1:51 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web in reply to gfiggy
  14. What part of, "Give this large bag of money to TRUSTe" did my Marketing and Biz Dev guys not understand? http://tinyurl.com/4ejd3b 1:38 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
  15. "Don't be evil" was taken, so our motto is "Don't get caught being evil" http://tinyurl.com/4ejd3b - Oops! 1:36 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
  16. @tobiaspeggs Don't you even think about jumping ship! I don't want to poison you again, but I will if I have to! 10:39 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from web in reply to tobiaspeggs
  17. @dgmandell I guess that's fine, but wear your adult clothes tomorrow, and if you get picked up for vagrancy, I'm not bailing you out! 10:09 AM Mar 17th, 2008 from web in reply to dgmandell
  18. @tobiaspeggs The doctor called, his new diagnosis: You are violently allergic to me.dium the rash should go away if you uninstall! 10:39 AM Mar 7th, 2008 from web in reply to tobiaspeggs
  19. @ewu I'm writing the check now to send a 12-man SLAYER-flavored mosh-o-gram to the Fuser offices! Enjoy the elbows! 2:40 PM Mar 5th, 2008 from web in reply to ewu
  20. @jenn Only if you install me.dium, and then only if they're eating at the Kitchen! (As if people in this town eat anywhere else, ha!) 1:54 PM Mar 5th, 2008 from web in reply to jenn