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  1. No, I don't want some "cool ringtones." I don't even know what that is
  2. Real Piper leads off this Q&A w/ affirmation of my awesomeness. http://ow.ly/BZiD And he's correct: I am not Ludacris. Keep guessing, John!
  3. God is most glorified in you when you are most satisfied in him. But he also kinda digs it when u turn down that infernal racket #teenagers
  4. Also born today 1945, Neil Young: "Keep on rockin' in the free world."
  5. @mhenslee Don't start none, won't be none
  6. Isn't retail therapy just self-medicating idolatry? Blow torches are on sale at Home Depot, btw. Just sayin'.
  7. No. No. No. My friend, @fakepastormark. http://tinyurl.com/yg8rcz2
  8. @dscottp I heard that! ;-)
  9. I just dropped some knowledge on you. Blog at will, haterz
  10. Is anyone really buying Snuggies? Put a blowtorch in their face; that will warm them up. Then set the Snuggie on fire with it. 1 Hez. 2:8
  11. Monday night. You'll be watching grown men play catch on television. I'll be praying (in tongues) for your soul.
  12. Reading @jesusneedsnewpr's tweets is like getting blowtorched in the face, only less awesome
  13. During the break from questions I evangelized 2 people and wrote 1/3 of a book chapter. What'd you do? Use the commode? (I did that too.)
  14. Just got about 20 new followers post- Piper shout-out. Stragglers.
  15. He likes me! He really, really likes me! #ajp
  16. @fakepwilson, Who in the dickens is Pwilson and why is he worth a fake?
  17. @jasonhaggard You would not be as upset if your greatest passion was God's glory
  18. (out of character) For everybody wondering, I don't do any other fakes. Just @fakejohnpiper. You can't tell? Aren't I funnier? :-)
  19. Sometimes I dress up like a cowboy. Not for Halloween. Just for personal awesomeness
  20. Don't sweat it, @JohnPiper. I will be your Phone-a-Friend lifeline.