fakejohnpiper
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Don't be misled. One person voted against Meyer's employ. Aloyishus McGonigle. He's been at Bethlehem 50 years, so his vote counts 8 times
6:18 PM May 20th
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Hey, I'm just like you. I put my prayer tunic on one sleeve at a time.
8:51 AM May 3rd
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Clip from "Paper, Rock, Scissors & Glory: or, You Will Always Lose Because His Hand is Sovereign Over all 3 Choices"
6:15 PM Apr 24th
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7-sermon suspension for judo chopping my assistant @ with errant gestures. Didn't see him there. I was just exulting.
6:12 PM Apr 24th
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I love @ but he should not underestimate gestures.
9:26 AM Apr 11th
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Retirement Plans, 5: Part time gig greeting at Savers. Don't want to waste my gestures.
4:56 PM Apr 9th
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Retirement Plans, 4: Write a bajillion books and preach a quartillion conferences. Or vice-a-versa. Not sure. Will come back to this.
4:54 PM Apr 9th
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Retirement Plans, 3: Go to the beach, knock shells out of people's hands.
4:52 PM Apr 9th
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Retirement Plans, 2: Spell Meyer "Myer" always. See if he ever corrects me. Yell "I know!" if he does.
4:51 PM Apr 9th
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Retirement Plans, 1: Pop in on Jason Myer daily. Ask "Whatcha doin'?" Hang out til he gets nervous.
4:50 PM Apr 9th
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@ Right. You know me, living it up in my mansion in inner city Minneapolis.
4:38 PM Apr 4th
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To show I'm a good sport about today's heritage, I'm having 30 crates of palm branches anonymously delivered to Jason Meyer's house. Shhhhh.
3:59 AM Apr 1st
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April Fool's? It's still lying today. Liars.
3:57 AM Apr 1st
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Yes, I got a "C" in my preaching class in seminary. That professor is no longer with us.
12:57 PM Mar 14th
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Bethlehem succession plan: Candidate @ couldn't pass the physical. Must be as tall as the pulpit to ride this ride. REJECTED
10:35 AM Mar 1st
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Bethlehem succession plan: MacArthur? Took the fun out of fundamentalism. He makes me look like Ozzy Osbourne. REJECTED
10:31 AM Mar 1st
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Bethelehem succession plan: Candidate @ smiles way too much. He's like the Christian version of Osteen. REJECTED
10:14 AM Mar 1st
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RT @: @ what about @? // Who?
10:11 AM Mar 1st
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Bethlehem succession plan: @? This is wartime lifestyle, not GQ catwalk or whatever the heck. REJECTED
10:02 AM Mar 1st
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Bethlehem succession report: Paul Washer strong contender but homeboy's even more weepy than I am. REJECTED
10:00 AM Mar 1st
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- Name fakejohnpiper
- Bio Christian hedonist. God is most glorified in me when I am most Calvinist in him. I brings the gospel hard core, yo.
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