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  1. No, I don't want some "cool ringtones." I don't even know what that is 2:53 PM Nov 15th from web
  2. Real Piper leads off this Q&A w/ affirmation of my awesomeness. http://ow.ly/BZiD And he's correct: I am not Ludacris. Keep guessing, John! 5:46 PM Nov 13th from web
  3. God is most glorified in you when you are most satisfied in him. But he also kinda digs it when u turn down that infernal racket #teenagers 6:12 PM Nov 12th from web
  4. Also born today 1945, Neil Young: "Keep on rockin' in the free world." 6:06 PM Nov 12th from web
  5. @mhenslee Don't start none, won't be none 7:26 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to mhenslee
  6. Isn't retail therapy just self-medicating idolatry? Blow torches are on sale at Home Depot, btw. Just sayin'. 6:06 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. No. No. No. My friend, @fakepastormark. http://tinyurl.com/yg8rcz2 7:47 AM Nov 11th from web
  8. @dscottp I heard that! ;-) 3:36 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to dscottp
  9. I just dropped some knowledge on you. Blog at will, haterz 3:27 PM Nov 10th from web
  10. Is anyone really buying Snuggies? Put a blowtorch in their face; that will warm them up. Then set the Snuggie on fire with it. 1 Hez. 2:8 3:26 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. Monday night. You'll be watching grown men play catch on television. I'll be praying (in tongues) for your soul. 4:14 PM Nov 9th from web
  12. Reading @jesusneedsnewpr's tweets is like getting blowtorched in the face, only less awesome 4:08 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. During the break from questions I evangelized 2 people and wrote 1/3 of a book chapter. What'd you do? Use the commode? (I did that too.) 7:06 AM Nov 4th from web
  14. Just got about 20 new followers post- Piper shout-out. Stragglers. 6:40 AM Nov 4th from web
  15. He likes me! He really, really likes me! #ajp 6:39 AM Nov 4th from web
  16. @fakepwilson, Who in the dickens is Pwilson and why is he worth a fake? 7:18 PM Nov 2nd from web
  17. @jasonhaggard You would not be as upset if your greatest passion was God's glory 5:05 PM Oct 30th from web in reply to jasonhaggard
  18. (out of character) For everybody wondering, I don't do any other fakes. Just @fakejohnpiper. You can't tell? Aren't I funnier? :-) 4:54 PM Oct 30th from web
  19. Sometimes I dress up like a cowboy. Not for Halloween. Just for personal awesomeness 4:34 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. Don't sweat it, @JohnPiper. I will be your Phone-a-Friend lifeline. 6:28 PM Oct 28th from web
  • Name fakejohnpiper
  • Bio Christian hedonist. God is most glorified in me when I am most Calvinist in him. I brings the gospel hard core, yo.
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