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  1. Would Jesus spank his children? He does. But foreigners he stabs. (Rev. 19:15) about 15 hours ago from web
  2. RT @fakeplanter: i have a moleskine // Better get that looked at. about 15 hours ago from web
  3. White people be tripping 8:09 AM Nov 21st from web
  4. I was pretty confident about this weekend's kumite until I saw Chong Li 7:37 AM Nov 21st from web
  5. @fakeplanter Who are you? Girls shouldn't be pastors 4:03 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to fakeplanter
  6. Also: Ask Pastor @fakejohnpiper: "Why do you abominate the werewolf movie?" Because God hates it. http://tinyurl.com/yz8yvxh 3:59 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. Werewolves eat people. Hosea 5:7 3:48 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. @NotMattChandler I gave up the picture show when "The Sting 2" stole my three dollars. 3:47 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to NotMattChandler
  9. 36 idolatry days left till Christmas. Which you'll probably also be idolatrous on. 6:22 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. Psych! "Then the LORD said, 'Shall I hide from Abraham what I am about to do?'" (Gen. 18:17). 6:21 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. No, I don't want some "cool ringtones." I don't even know what that is 2:53 PM Nov 15th from web
  12. Real Piper leads off this Q&A w/ affirmation of my awesomeness. http://ow.ly/BZiD And he's correct: I am not Ludacris. Keep guessing, John! 5:46 PM Nov 13th from web
  13. God is most glorified in you when you are most satisfied in him. But he also kinda digs it when u turn down that infernal racket #teenagers 6:12 PM Nov 12th from web
  14. Also born today 1945, Neil Young: "Keep on rockin' in the free world." 6:06 PM Nov 12th from web
  15. @mhenslee Don't start none, won't be none 7:26 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to mhenslee
  16. Isn't retail therapy just self-medicating idolatry? Blow torches are on sale at Home Depot, btw. Just sayin'. 6:06 AM Nov 12th from web
  17. No. No. No. My friend, @fakepastormark. http://tinyurl.com/yg8rcz2 7:47 AM Nov 11th from web
  18. @dscottp I heard that! ;-) 3:36 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to dscottp
  19. I just dropped some knowledge on you. Blog at will, haterz 3:27 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. Is anyone really buying Snuggies? Put a blowtorch in their face; that will warm them up. Then set the Snuggie on fire with it. 1 Hez. 2:8 3:26 PM Nov 10th from web
  • Name fakejohnpiper
  • Bio Christian hedonist. God is most glorified in me when I am most Calvinist in him. I brings the gospel hard core, yo.
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