fakejohnmccain
- @jxpx777 Nope. If it was me there would be a lot more swearing. A LOT.6:35 AM Feb 27th from twhirl in reply to jxpx777
- Hey, you know I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews, right? So what the hell are you still doing here?9:11 AM Jan 9th from twhirl
- ATTENTION NEW FOLLOWERS! Since the election's over, Fake John McCain is done. To get the funny, follow my new project: @RedWhiteAndNews!8:42 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from twhirl
- I am honored and humbled by all your votes for the Shorty Award. THANK YOU!10:32 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- @kevinhendricks Because you can always unfollow me if you've already heard I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews and don't care?10:17 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to kevinhendricks
- @cbracy: Then tell them I will beat them to death with their fucking boat shoes! I demand satisfaction!6:43 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to cbracy
- Oh, and if the Shorty Awards nom has you nostalgic for FJM, remember you can get fresh tweets from me every day @RedWhiteAndNews !6:37 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- @cbracy: Tell those fuckers if I ever see them again I will strangle them with their own shoelaces!6:35 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to cbracy
- My friends, FakeJohnMcCain NEEDS YOUR VOTE in the 2008 Shorty Awards: http://is.gd/b9Rl Help me out, losing TWO elections would REALLY suck.6:23 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- Psst -- if you're waiting for me to bring the funny, you're in the wrong place! Join me at my new home: @RedWhiteAndNews.2:40 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from twhirl
- @squeakypants: Come on now, I only remind people once a day at most. FJM is done, so if you don't want reminders, feel free to unfollow...3:53 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to squeakypants
- Missing Fake John McCain? Follow me to my new home @RedWhiteAndNews!2:16 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from twhirl
- Did you know that Fake John McCain has moved to @RedWhiteAndNews? No? Well then, get your lazy liberal ass in gear and head over there!7:20 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from twhirl
- Something to be thankful for: FJM is still going strong! He's just moved to @RedWhiteAndNews. Stop by and say hi!7:05 AM Nov 25th, 2008 from twhirl
- Hey! Why haven't you followed me to my new home @RedWhiteAndNews yet? You're missing out on all the fun!4:26 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from twhirl
- Missing FJM? Life empty, hollow? Find meaning by following me to my new home: @RedWhiteAndNews!6:31 AM Nov 17th, 2008 from twhirl
- @TinaDupuy Haven't you heard I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews?5:59 AM Nov 17th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to TinaDupuy
- DID YOU KNOW Fake John McCain has moved to @RedWhiteAndNews? No? Well I guess your liberal media isn't all that after all, is it???12:58 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from twhirl
- @Bryan_Bagwell: Consider the guy I'm looking for pics of.7:17 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to Bryan_Bagwell
- If you're still here, what are you waiting for? Check out Fake John McCain 2.0 @RedWhiteAndNews.6:37 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from twhirl
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- Name Fake John McCain
- Location Ask your mama.
- Bio My friends, I have only just begun to tweet.
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