fakejohnmccain
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KILLING ME!
3:17 PM Oct 19th
from Tweed
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MEGHAN WOULD YOU GET YOUR GODDAMNED SWEATER MELONS OFF THE INTERTUBES ALREADY?? Jesus Christ in a backfiring Pinto. You're KILLING ME here.
2:38 PM Oct 19th
from web
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@ Nope. If it was me there would be a lot more swearing. A LOT.
6:35 AM Feb 27th
from twhirl
in reply to jxpx777
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Hey, you know I've moved to @, right? So what the hell are you still doing here?
9:11 AM Jan 9th
from twhirl
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ATTENTION NEW FOLLOWERS! Since the election's over, Fake John McCain is done. To get the funny, follow my new project: @!
8:42 AM Dec 12th, 2008
from twhirl
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I am honored and humbled by all your votes for the Shorty Award. THANK YOU!
10:32 AM Dec 11th, 2008
from twhirl
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@ Because you can always unfollow me if you've already heard I've moved to @ and don't care?
10:17 AM Dec 11th, 2008
from twhirl
in reply to kevinhendricks
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@: Then tell them I will beat them to death with their fucking boat shoes! I demand satisfaction!
6:43 AM Dec 11th, 2008
from twhirl
in reply to cbracy
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Oh, and if the Shorty Awards nom has you nostalgic for FJM, remember you can get fresh tweets from me every day @ !
6:37 AM Dec 11th, 2008
from twhirl
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@: Tell those fuckers if I ever see them again I will strangle them with their own shoelaces!
6:35 AM Dec 11th, 2008
from twhirl
in reply to cbracy
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My friends, FakeJohnMcCain NEEDS YOUR VOTE in the 2008 Shorty Awards: Help me out, losing TWO elections would REALLY suck.
6:23 AM Dec 11th, 2008
from twhirl
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Psst -- if you're waiting for me to bring the funny, you're in the wrong place! Join me at my new home: @.
2:40 PM Dec 10th, 2008
from twhirl
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@: Come on now, I only remind people once a day at most. FJM is done, so if you don't want reminders, feel free to unfollow...
3:53 PM Dec 5th, 2008
from twhirl
in reply to squeakypants
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Missing Fake John McCain? Follow me to my new home @!
2:16 PM Dec 5th, 2008
from twhirl
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Did you know that Fake John McCain has moved to @? No? Well then, get your lazy liberal ass in gear and head over there!
7:20 PM Dec 4th, 2008
from twhirl
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Something to be thankful for: FJM is still going strong! He's just moved to @. Stop by and say hi!
7:05 AM Nov 25th, 2008
from twhirl
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Hey! Why haven't you followed me to my new home @ yet? You're missing out on all the fun!
4:26 PM Nov 18th, 2008
from twhirl
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Missing FJM? Life empty, hollow? Find meaning by following me to my new home: @!
6:31 AM Nov 17th, 2008
from twhirl
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@ Haven't you heard I've moved to @?
5:59 AM Nov 17th, 2008
from twhirl
in reply to TinaDupuy
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DID YOU KNOW Fake John McCain has moved to @? No? Well I guess your liberal media isn't all that after all, is it???
12:58 PM Nov 14th, 2008
from twhirl
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- Name Fake John McCain
- Location Ask your mama.
- Bio My friends, I have only just begun to tweet.
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