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  1. KILLING ME!
  2. MEGHAN WOULD YOU GET YOUR GODDAMNED SWEATER MELONS OFF THE INTERTUBES ALREADY?? Jesus Christ in a backfiring Pinto. You're KILLING ME here.
  3. @jxpx777 Nope. If it was me there would be a lot more swearing. A LOT.
  4. Hey, you know I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews, right? So what the hell are you still doing here?
  5. ATTENTION NEW FOLLOWERS! Since the election's over, Fake John McCain is done. To get the funny, follow my new project: @RedWhiteAndNews!
  6. I am honored and humbled by all your votes for the Shorty Award. THANK YOU!
  7. @kevinhendricks Because you can always unfollow me if you've already heard I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews and don't care?
  8. @cbracy: Then tell them I will beat them to death with their fucking boat shoes! I demand satisfaction!
  9. Oh, and if the Shorty Awards nom has you nostalgic for FJM, remember you can get fresh tweets from me every day @RedWhiteAndNews !
  10. @cbracy: Tell those fuckers if I ever see them again I will strangle them with their own shoelaces!
  11. My friends, FakeJohnMcCain NEEDS YOUR VOTE in the 2008 Shorty Awards: http://is.gd/b9Rl Help me out, losing TWO elections would REALLY suck.
  12. Psst -- if you're waiting for me to bring the funny, you're in the wrong place! Join me at my new home: @RedWhiteAndNews.
  13. @squeakypants: Come on now, I only remind people once a day at most. FJM is done, so if you don't want reminders, feel free to unfollow...
  14. Missing Fake John McCain? Follow me to my new home @RedWhiteAndNews!
  15. Did you know that Fake John McCain has moved to @RedWhiteAndNews? No? Well then, get your lazy liberal ass in gear and head over there!
  16. Something to be thankful for: FJM is still going strong! He's just moved to @RedWhiteAndNews. Stop by and say hi!
  17. Hey! Why haven't you followed me to my new home @RedWhiteAndNews yet? You're missing out on all the fun!
  18. Missing FJM? Life empty, hollow? Find meaning by following me to my new home: @RedWhiteAndNews!
  19. @TinaDupuy Haven't you heard I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews?
  20. DID YOU KNOW Fake John McCain has moved to @RedWhiteAndNews? No? Well I guess your liberal media isn't all that after all, is it???