ALL RIGHT ALREADY. I'll have my people put the pitchforks and torches away, OK? Now get off my sack. http://is.gd/3Rrh
05:06 PM October 10, 2008
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80% of REPUBLICAN INSIDERS (ugh) expect That One to win: http://is.gd/3QUl Of course, 80% also describe Mark Foley as "misunderstood".
01:49 PM October 10, 2008
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What really makes the moment isn't the people yelling 'TRAITOR!!!" It's me responding with my patented Creepy Smile (tm). http://is.gd/3QgM
11:49 AM October 10, 2008
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I know the Dow is down, but why is everyone panicked about their retirement savings? Just follow the same plan I did: http://is.gd/31ja
11:38 AM October 10, 2008
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THE FUNDAMENTALS OF (the world's) ECONOMY ARE STRONG!!! http://is.gd/3PVo
11:01 AM October 10, 2008
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Ohhhhhh. Coming down now. Shakes subsiding. Don't think I'm gonna try the Oxy thing again anytime soon.
10:23 AM October 10, 2008
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@KE4ZNR: DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS LIKE THAT WHILE I'M JONESING
09:46 AM October 10, 2008
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YOU HID YOUR STASH, YOU CLOWN-FACED TROLLOP?!? http://is.gd/3POu AAAGH
08:43 AM October 10, 2008
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For Christ's sake, you've GOTTA have ONE, you were STEALING THEM FOR FREAKING YEARS
08:39 AM October 10, 2008
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C'mon, baby. I only need ONE. I'm DYING here.
08:34 AM October 10, 2008
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE OXY????
08:31 AM October 10, 2008
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Dammit, now I'm sweating through my shirt. Need another Oxy. Cindy, where did you stash those again?
08:28 AM October 10, 2008
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@joeschmitt: Have you seen that video of her in the cheerleader outfit? The answer to your question can be found there.
08:08 AM October 10, 2008
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TO: All Staff // RE: What the FUCK // OK, which one of you butthurt little bitches went running to the WSJ? http://is.gd/3P0W
08:04 AM October 10, 2008
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@FakeSarahPalin: Oh, shut your trap, you dime store Diana. If it wasn't for me you'd still be skinning moose at the North Pole.
07:12 AM October 10, 2008
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Whoa. Dizzy. And why is my skin so clammy?
06:56 AM October 10, 2008
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