fakejohnmccain
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KILLING ME!
3:17 PM Oct 19th, 2009
via Tweed
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MEGHAN WOULD YOU GET YOUR GODDAMNED SWEATER MELONS OFF THE INTERTUBES ALREADY?? Jesus Christ in a backfiring Pinto. You're KILLING ME here.
2:38 PM Oct 19th, 2009
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@ Nope. If it was me there would be a lot more swearing. A LOT.
6:35 AM Feb 27th, 2009
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in reply to jxpx777
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ATTENTION NEW FOLLOWERS! Since the election's over, Fake John McCain is done. To get the funny, follow my new project: @!
8:42 AM Dec 12th, 2008
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I am honored and humbled by all your votes for the Shorty Award. THANK YOU!
10:32 AM Dec 11th, 2008
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@: Then tell them I will beat them to death with their fucking boat shoes! I demand satisfaction!
6:43 AM Dec 11th, 2008
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in reply to cbracy
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@: Tell those fuckers if I ever see them again I will strangle them with their own shoelaces!
6:35 AM Dec 11th, 2008
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in reply to cbracy
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My friends, FakeJohnMcCain NEEDS YOUR VOTE in the 2008 Shorty Awards: Help me out, losing TWO elections would REALLY suck.
6:23 AM Dec 11th, 2008
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@: Come on now, I only remind people once a day at most. FJM is done, so if you don't want reminders, feel free to unfollow...
3:53 PM Dec 5th, 2008
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in reply to squeakypants
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@ Haven't you heard I've moved to @?
5:59 AM Nov 17th, 2008
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in reply to tinadupuy
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@: Consider the guy I'm looking for pics of.
7:17 AM Nov 14th, 2008
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in reply to Bryan_Bagwell
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In case you were too lazy to read the link I tweeted this morning: Fake John McCain lives on at @. See you there!
1:17 PM Nov 13th, 2008
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THE FUTURE OF FAKE JOHN MCCAIN (FINALLY) REVEALED:
6:08 AM Nov 13th, 2008
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Oh, wait. Never mind.
5:58 AM Nov 5th, 2008
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Cindy! Wake up! Wake up! I didn't lose! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!
5:47 AM Nov 5th, 2008
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Oh, and if your suggestions are too long for a tweet, hit me at fakejohnmccain@yahoo.com. MCCAIN OUT.
8:32 PM Nov 4th, 2008
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OK, I'm done for the night. What comes next for fakejohnmccain? No idea, suggestions welcome. (As long as they don't involve boner pills.)
8:31 PM Nov 4th, 2008
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Tonight, more than any night, I hold in my heart nothing but love for this country and... oh, who am I kidding. THANKS FOR NOTHING, losers.
8:28 PM Nov 4th, 2008
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And a special word of thanks to Sarah the Alaskan Breeding Hog, who turned my campaign from a folly to a punchline. Eat me, Wasilla.
8:26 PM Nov 4th, 2008
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I know how special this moment must be to African-Americans, since they roasted me alive for opposing the MLK holiday.
8:25 PM Nov 4th, 2008
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- Name Fake John McCain
- Location Ask your mama.
- Bio My friends, I have only just begun to tweet.
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