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fakejoebiden

  1. Ugh. Hangovers
  2. Dude!!!!!! WTF!!!!!
  3. Why the hell did I take this mind numbing job! @FakeSarahPalin does Oprah before me? Ungh.
  4. I think I will take up bread making.
  5. Fucking Wasted #yourenotthebossofmethisismyhouseyoucanttellmewhattodoiloveyoumanhiczzz
  6. Drunk...
  7. God I'm bored.
  8. You and me... home of the free... yeah baby, slide show of Americans!
  9. Burrr.... It was cold up there at the podium. Glad to be sitting next to Barack again. He radiates a muggy 72.5 degrees Celsius.
  10. Seriously, what is the deal with Jamie Foxx. He is such a loooooooooooser.
  11. check out those pearly whites http://joebidensteeth.com/ yep that's what gov't funded healthcare gets you
  12. have no doubt, barack obama will be tested, and he will be tested because of me! I AM A ONE MAN GAFFE MACHINE!!!
  13. A: Small brains http://tinyurl.com/6ncely HAR HAR HAR *cough* *ahem*
  14. hey, you know what they say about big feet, right? http://tinyurl.com/5kn9f5 booyah!
  15. Man, do you know how badly my a$$ would have been kicked in Scranton, PA if my momma named me Beans Harpoon Palin? http://tinyurl.com/6bqcf7
  16. wants to know when he gets his shopping spree - I got my eye on some diamond encrusted tightie whities
  17. screw this joe the plumber joker, you got a joe the senator right here baby. http://tinyurl.com/5uswmx
  18. grrr always the bridesmaid, never the bride http://tinyurl.com/5hx3q2
  19. hey if it wasn't for roe vs wade, they're be a lot more Biden Babies out there. you know it. The ladies luv the Biden, Booyah! #current
  20. oh yeah! that's right! Chamber of Commerce doesn't even like you @FakeJohnMcCain. suck it baby!