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  1. SOMETIMES I JUST CANT BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE 7:23 PM Jul 19th from Tweetie
  2. SOCIOPATHS NEED HUGS TOO 2:58 PM Jun 6th from web
  3. LACK OF FATALITY CAN BE CHARISMATIC 3:19 AM May 19th from Tweetie
  4. LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU 1:31 AM May 15th from Tweetie
  5. THE PRESENCE OF JERKS IS INEVITABLE 4:14 PM Apr 28th from web
  6. THINKING TOO MUCH CAN ONLY CAUSE PROBLEMS, EINSTEIN 2:50 AM Apr 20th from Tweetie
  7. SCRIPT KIDDIES ARE THE HOPE OF THE FUTURE 5:34 PM Apr 19th from Tweetie
  8. LEFT REAR TIRE NEEDS AIR 9:19 PM Apr 18th from web
  9. IT IS VITAL TO LIVE IN HARMONY WITH KENNY G 1:09 AM Apr 17th from Tweetie
  10. NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE HIGH EXPLOSIVE 9:50 PM Apr 14th from Tweetie
  11. BANJOS ARE A WARNING SIGN 12:43 AM Apr 11th from Tweetie
  12. LIBERALISM IS A GOLDEN SHOWER (VIA @johannes_mono) 10:35 AM Apr 10th from web
  13. GILLIGAN IS A METAPHOR 1:03 AM Apr 7th from Tweetie
  14. THIS APHORISM KIND OF SUCKS 3:23 PM Mar 28th from Power Twitter
  15. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION HAVE YOU 6:21 PM Mar 26th from Power Twitter
  16. EXCEPTIONAL UFOS DESERVE SPECIAL CONCESSIONS 10:09 PM Mar 23rd from Power Twitter
  17. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT 9:45 AM Mar 22nd from Power Twitter
  18. GETTING LUCKY INVOLVES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF SKILL 10:02 AM Mar 21st from Power Twitter
  19. TEQUILA IS NATURE'S WAY 8:34 PM Mar 14th from Power Twitter
  20. HOW DARE YOU ROLL UP YOUR WINDOW WHEN I AM RANTING AT YOU 9:29 PM Mar 13th from Power Twitter