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  1. Bones, you SELL-OUT. Boo! Booooooo!! (Also, your depiction of blockbuster movie line-ups is COMPLETELY INACCURATE. "Box of wine"...?!) 8:46 PM Dec 3rd from web
  2. Who wants to see me juggle my eyeballs? 1:49 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. @Lazybastid Bros Before Cheerios Unless They Are The Yogurt-Covered Kind Because I Fucking Love Those. 9:38 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to Lazybastid
  4. Who is "Emily Deschanel"? 3:28 PM Oct 27th from web
  5. @Lazybastid Not a bad idea, sir, but I prefer a completely hands-free approach! Just dump the cereal straight down my gullet! 3:27 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to Lazybastid
  6. Pro tip! Eat your cereal out of a cup instead of a bowl. Need for spoon = eliminated! 7:22 AM Oct 27th from web
  7. @kiala Reduced to watching L&O because there is no BONES. My heart bleeds for you! 9:53 PM Oct 14th from web in reply to kiala
  8. @jenelleriley YOU'RE WELCOME 2:53 PM Oct 9th from web in reply to jenelleriley
  9. Project Runway videogame? Whatever. Nothing can touch the sublime perfection of Jojo's Fashion Show! 8:01 PM Oct 8th from web
  10. Public service announcement! Do not listen to Lying Liar @CharleyDaniels! Bones is NOT in Whip It!!! 10:27 AM Sep 28th from web
  11. @kiala I wonder if @sarahkuhn will let me move in there... 6:53 PM Sep 15th from web in reply to kiala
  12. @CharleyDaniels OH SHIT. I hope you dissed him for being such a TRAITOR. 2:30 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CharleyDaniels
  13. I hear @jenelleriley gave @sarahkuhn a screener of the Bones season premiere. Too bad Bones and I are no longer on speaking terms! :p 1:43 PM Aug 25th from web
  14. Looking out over amazing Vancouver cityscape, laptop in front of me. As I was telling @sarahkuhn, I feel just like Carrie Bradshaw!! :D 9:22 PM Aug 5th from web
  15. @sarahkuhn made me listen to some of her clunky glasses music, so I'm retaliating by watching a screechy anime version of Twilight. 9:19 AM Jul 9th from web
  16. @jenelleriley "Bones" and I aren't speaking right now. I'm still enraged after that horrible excuse for a season finale. 10:49 AM Jun 26th from web in reply to jenelleriley
  17. @rtwymore Gasp! Only the best show in the history of EVER. @sarahkuhn insists on calling Booth "Angel," but that's cause she's weird. 9:29 AM May 23rd from web in reply to rtwymore
  18. I declare today a national holiday! You can probably guess why!! :D 1:08 PM May 14th from web
  19. LOL I love when Booth says something figuratively and then Bones takes it literally!! They should just DO IT already. 9:45 PM May 11th from web
  20. Because @sarahkuhn "has to" record both Gossip Girl and Chuck, I am reduced to watching Bones on Hulu. DIE JOSH SCHWARTZ 2:13 PM Apr 21st from web