fakegfmorris
- Never can seem to get the Shuttle to launch when I'm nearby to observe. I think it's afraid of me.5:39 AM Jun 15th from Power Twitter
- Now that he's headed to work, the part of @gfmorris going to work will be played by @gfmorris. *I* wanna go back to bed.9:46 AM May 21st from web
- @ddeboer It's a secret NASA contractor thing I can't talk about. :ninja:9:05 AM May 21st from web in reply to ddeboer
- Would've liked to see Peavy pitch for the Reds, but I wouldn't wish Dusty Baker on any pitcher's arm.8:52 AM May 21st from web
- In NHL '10, scoring 5 goals in a game should be called a GFM Hat Trick (GFMHT for short). Yeah, I'm acknowledging I have a big head.8:46 AM May 21st from web
- During @gfmorris' migrane, the role of @gfmorris will be played by @fakegfmorris.8:44 AM May 21st from web
- MS Project quivers in fear at my awesome project management skillz.1:12 PM May 18th from web
- @gfmorris Smells like Friday afternoon stress reduction to me.5:14 AM May 15th from web in reply to gfmorris
- On the other hand, 4 new tires gives me lots of fresh rubber to burn on the highway.5:11 AM May 15th from web
- If *I* started a band they'd get called "0330 People", because hey, I'm up that early.4:37 AM May 7th from web
- @gfmorris: Is that all I am to you? *sniff*11:07 AM Apr 24th from web
- So @marksmiley is finally following me. 'Bout damn time.7:49 AM Apr 23rd from web
- Don't know what to do with myself now that things are a bit slow at work. May start scheduling 0700 meetings for myself at home.5:11 AM Apr 22nd from web
- @RaeWhitlock *This* fake is incapable of shark-jumping. Take that however you want to.5:04 AM Apr 20th from web in reply to RaeWhitlock
- is so awesome that the Twitter folks fear their system would come down if he posted at the same rate as @gfmorris.6:02 AM Apr 17th from web
- Actively working to make my dreams come true. My next dream entails a pint of Smitty's at Mason's after work.7:59 AM Apr 10th from Power Twitter
- Yes, you heard me right: MATLAB training. Next up: I'm gonna take lessons on how to fly the frickin' Shuttle.7:45 AM Apr 10th from Power Twitter
- I *am* the violence inherent in the system.6:09 AM Mar 31st from Power Twitter
- Servers aren't naturally migratory, but perhaps are carried by migrating admins.4:54 AM Mar 31st from Power Twitter
- I may schedule my vacation days, might even create some milestones, but I'm damn well not reporting on earned value.4:04 AM Mar 30th from Power Twitter
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- Name Fake Geof F. Morris
- Location Huntsville, AL - WE PUT A MAN
- Web http://gfmorris.com
- Bio In fact I AM a rocket scientist.
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