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  1. OK, so Ares didn't make it all the way TO THE MOON, but it got closer than you'll get today. #WIN
  2. @gfmorris Oh, don't be fatuous, Geoffrey.
  3. Just because a co worker calls me Geoffrey doesn't mean any of you all should get ideas about doing the same.
  4. In case anyone had forgotten: we send shit INTO OUTER SPACE.
  5. Next thing you know, I'm gonna be as svelte and sexy as @bryanallain.
  6. Oh, and @jpsmith3s hasn't been following me until just now. Double slacker. :-)
  7. Welcoming @cjhubbs and @jpsmith3s to the goodness that is GeofCast. About time, slackers!
  8. Given current trends, this is what the spare bedroom at my place will look like in ~3.5 years: http://bit.ly/3bNPva
  9. Reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exaggerated.
  10. Taking a long hiatus. No, wait, I already did that.
  11. Never can seem to get the Shuttle to launch when I'm nearby to observe. I think it's afraid of me.
  12. Now that he's headed to work, the part of @gfmorris going to work will be played by @gfmorris. *I* wanna go back to bed.
  13. @ddeboer It's a secret NASA contractor thing I can't talk about. :ninja:
  14. Would've liked to see Peavy pitch for the Reds, but I wouldn't wish Dusty Baker on any pitcher's arm.
  15. In NHL '10, scoring 5 goals in a game should be called a GFM Hat Trick (GFMHT for short). Yeah, I'm acknowledging I have a big head.
  16. During @gfmorris' migrane, the role of @gfmorris will be played by @fakegfmorris.
  17. MS Project quivers in fear at my awesome project management skillz.
  18. @gfmorris Smells like Friday afternoon stress reduction to me.
  19. On the other hand, 4 new tires gives me lots of fresh rubber to burn on the highway.
  20. If *I* started a band they'd get called "0330 People", because hey, I'm up that early.