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  1. Today I have my first day in court, although some suspect it won't be my last: http://willthef1journo.wordpress.com/ #F1 3:00 AM Nov 24th, 2009 via web
  2. Like the rest of F1 I thought about going to NASCAR this weekend, but I couldn't find anywhere to park my boat 12:25 PM Nov 22nd, 2009 via web
  3. Next week I ave my day in court against da FIA. I wonder who can leak da results first - me, or that bloke with the beard Richard Woods? #F1 3:30 AM Nov 21st, 2009 via web
  4. With all these new teams joining next year, I wonder if any of them want me to be da Team Principal? 11:10 AM Nov 17th, 2009 via web
  5. Looks like to FIA didn't like my leak to the press about my court case. Sounds rather like the pot calling the kettle black to me. #F1 9:38 AM Nov 12th, 2009 via web
  6. I say to Peter Windsor he can 'ave Mecachrome engines for his US(eless)F1 team. I'd have thought they are just what he is looking for! #F1 1:22 PM Nov 9th, 2009 via web
  7. Like Mr Yamashina I cry about Toyota leaving #F1, except I cry because they didn't employ me: http://bit.ly/1z6DYR 3:33 PM Nov 4th, 2009 via web
  8. I had a good night at da #QPR tonight. I invited Max and Bernie too! My did we chuckle about old times together! 2:03 PM Nov 3rd, 2009 via web
  9. it look like @FakeKazNakajima has a choice of Hara-kiri or off to JapanGT racing with his tail between his legs 3:00 AM Nov 2nd, 2009 via web
  10. Da reason I don't 'ave a Paddock Pass any more is #SutilsFault 9:52 AM Oct 30th, 2009 via web
  11. No worry @fakef1_trainer. I'll be back once @faketodt has his feat under the table 9:04 AM Oct 30th, 2009 via web
  12. No worry @fakebernie I'm sure my boat will be back by the time we get to South Korea 7:15 AM Oct 30th, 2009 via web
  13. I read that Indian Branson has trouble RT @f1scoop Trouble 4 FIF1 as Kingfisher Airlines makes 4.19bn rp Q2 loss: http://cli.gs/bTz69J #F1 2:43 PM Oct 28th, 2009 via web
  14. So @fakeglock has been given another weekend off. I hope they stopped his pocket money! Looks like he has driven a Toyota for the last time. 2:27 AM Oct 27th, 2009 via web
  15. eh @Formula_Una Bella! you wan some real Italian at your party? 10:32 AM Oct 24th, 2009 via web
  16. it time to say goodbye to my 'friend' @fakemaxmosely as he leave office tomorrow. 4:26 PM Oct 22nd, 2009 via web
  17. My lawyer say taking FIA to court will be more lucrative than managing mediorcre drivers. A shame @fakemaxmosely won' ave to sign da cheque! 2:37 PM Oct 20th, 2009 via web
  18. eh @fakemaxmosely I would say see you in court, but of course you won't be around by then 12:00 PM Oct 19th, 2009 via web
  19. it is really my private jet that @fakejenson is using to fly back from Brazil! I haven't told him where I gonna make it land though! 6:33 AM Oct 19th, 2009 via web
  20. eh @fakebernie I'm glad we are friends again. Now, about my paddock pass..... 12:34 PM Oct 18th, 2009 via web