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  1. It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, but is THIS any way to Save the Ta Tas? www.dcmetromoms.com
  2. Lovin' my cocktail leech... http://tinyurl.com/c6k5jg
  3. Nice to be back. Been busy...farming. Not my favorite, but I'll do it for love. http://tinyurl.com/kkaa3w
  4. At the hosp with my honey. Sick of his being sick. Fix my man, dammit!!!!
  5. Like chicken? Tastes just like chicken! www.dcmetromoms.com/susan
  6. Many tx to the NY Giants for a nice, nerve-wracking evening. Oh well. At least they won!
  7. Don't miss the Pooch Shampoo at Salon Emage. Today 'til 2pm. Proceeds benefit the local SPCA!!
  8. Off to get drunk and disorderly with my brother. Barrel Oak, here we come!
  9. What, there's no great places to hike HERE? I'm sorry. I just can't feel bad for the three idiots in Iran.
  10. Please don't tell me you still haven't bought @dannyevans new book. It's all the Rage!
  11. Get Warrenton Lifestyle's 8/1 issue or hit www.warrentonlifestyle.com. Pg 50 has "Winning the Clog Lottery" by new writer Libby Wilmore!
  12. Can't decide. Something from Body Central to hide the holes in my belly, or a Redneck Tank Top? Opinions please! http://tinyurl.com/c6k5jg
  13. Seems I've been "outed" by Facebook. And I'm not sure that's a good thing! http://tinyurl.com/myq8ws
  14. Meatloaf cupcakes? Maybe my macaroni ones have some merit! http://tinyurl.com/kt4ybk
  15. I'm back! Love the 4 new bullet holes in my belly. 1 for each year we've lived on the farm. Guess I'm a real redneck now!
  16. Ever have an item of clothing attempt to take your life? Yeah, me too. www.dcmetromoms.com/susan (I swear, you'll laugh.)
  17. Thinking 'bout my pal @DannyEvans. His big day's coming up soon!
  18. Listening to the dogs bark and thinking, if they don't stop soon, I may sautee them.
  19. Nobody famous has died in a few days which is good for celebs but really, msn and cnn have hit the bottom of the news barrel.
  20. Packing Percocet for tonight's poetry slam. Not offense to the poetry! I'm just in pain.