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FakeeEtiquette

  1. It is polite to retweet yourself only a year or more removed from the original tweet and if all your followers are afflicted with amnesia.
  2. This Memorial Day, it is polite to think it is Labor Day.
  3. It is rude to put words in Willy Wonka's mouth.
  4. It is rude to simply walk into a "one does not simply walk into Mordor" joke.
  5. It is polite to blog regularly about the insights into television production you have gained from watching so much TV.
  6. If you purchased Facebook stock, it would be polite and in the spirit of your investment to share your shares.
  7. Can you combine Game of Thrones with another thing? It's only polite.
  8. It is rude to have a reaction that isn't an animated GIF.
  9. When guessing #CelebrityTwitterPasswords, it is polite to avoid suggesting "password," which is what they all really are.
  10. If a person writes words that aren't exuberant about a very popular film, it is polite to threaten them via comment.
  11. It is considered rude to give anyone credit for anything on Tumblr.
  12. it is rude to pirate TV shows or films unless no one has gone out of his/her way to give it to you for free otherwise.
  13. If you have a gun, it is rude to shoot it across a crowded Internet.
  14. It's Star Wars Day, which is somehow polite and rude simultaneously.
  15. If a picture can be made into text somehow, it is polite to do so.
  16. For every video, it is polite to create an accompanying video in which grandmas react to it, including grandma reaction videos.
  17. Celebrate tweet-count milestones with hashtags appropriate to the value: For 1,000, #meaningless; 5,000, #trivial, and so on.
  18. It is rude to crassly self-promote your projects via social media. With that in mind, here is our founder's new book: amazon.com/gp/product/161…