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  1. PARTIES! http://www.chap.name/ 3:16 PM Nov 13th from web
  2. Stranded on an island. SOS. 12:44 PM Nov 4th from web
  3. You know what I love? Soup! 12:55 PM Oct 14th from web
  4. Dylan Lee is greater than or equal to the sum of two librarians. 2:16 PM Sep 21st from web
  5. Top iGun #unnecessaryremakes! 4:16 PM Sep 1st from web
  6. Making Mary a birthday present. I hope she likes organic, free-range, diamonds. 10:23 AM Aug 31st from web
  7. Simmering at med. high. 1:12 AM Aug 20th from web
  8. Wishing Jane wondered more about the aching emptiness between my tweets. HEARTFELT SIGH. 3:11 PM Aug 7th from web
  9. BBQ sauce from Expensive City tastes like burnt ketchup. 2:46 PM Aug 4th from web
  10. #1stdraftmovielines I've always depended on the kindness of people willing to do things for me that I'm perfectly able to do myself. 12:29 AM Jul 14th from web
  11. (sad face) 2:39 PM Jul 2nd from web
  12. @matthewjacob http://twitpic.com/85py4 - Idiot. 8:15 PM Jun 30th from TwitPic
  13. SIGH 11:54 AM Jun 30th from web
  14. @gabrieldelahaye Does David Carradine make it the rule of 5? How about the rule of PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME. 7:59 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to gabedelahaye
  15. Dear Kettle Chips, You should consider renaming your New York Cheddar Chips to Poop York Cheddar Chips. Love, Dylan 2:43 PM Jun 23rd from web
  16. Listening to The Sundays on a Monday just makes me wish it were a Friday. 3:34 PM Jun 15th from web
  17. The burrito cart lady knows my burrito. Now if she only knew my name. 2:17 PM Jun 12th from web
  18. I think Tatum is stalking me. 9:45 AM Jun 12th from web
  19. Thought about committing suicide. Too tired. Made sandwich instead. 10:07 PM Jun 11th from web
  20. Jerry Seinfeld just walked by my office and didn't even say "hi". 1:39 PM May 22nd from web