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  1. Wish I could fist bump all my bros via Twitter 7:33 PM Dec 19th from web
  2. What's your plan for Christmas, Dad? Huh? LEAD YOUR FAMILY AND CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS LIKE A MAN, CANDY ASS! http://ow.ly/LHrL 2:45 PM Dec 16th from web
  3. My kids better not grow up to be like this preacher's kid. http://blog.beliefnet.com/stuffchristianculturelikes 2:07 PM Dec 9th from web
  4. To be fair to Tiger, Elin WAS letting herself go. 7:35 AM Dec 8th from web
  5. "Innovative dudes are home watching football or shooting a gun or making money." "60% of Christians are chicks." http://tinyurl.com/yfe8y7k 9:46 PM Dec 5th from web
  6. Asked for new rims for Christmas 7:12 AM Dec 1st from web
  7. DON'T read this. Some pussified guy living in his mom's basement wrote it. http://tinyurl.com/ydqvcoy 8:17 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. What did I tell you? Writes itself. // RT @pastormark Consequences of Atheism and its Unyielding Despair. 10:31 PM Nov 17th from web
  9. This stuff writes itself. // RT @PastorMark Also it's national Take A Hike Day. If you're a live-in boyfriend, this one's for you. 2:40 PM Nov 17th from web
  10. I am Jack's raspy-from-yelling sermon. 10:16 PM Nov 7th from web
  11. @bentwiddles How would you dress as me? By renouncing your candy ass and getting 35,000 facebook fans? 5:04 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to bentwiddles
  12. Gonna rock my Adam Lambert costume for Halloween 8:10 PM Oct 29th from web
  13. @falsederekwebb @notmattchandler @fakejohnpiper You, my brother, are the heretic. I'm praying for you. 11:45 AM Oct 28th from web in reply to falsederekwebb
  14. Meeting with my team to market Resurgent Trucknuts. The Lord revealed to me they will be the new Jesus fish within 5 years. 3:06 PM Oct 13th from web
  15. Bono is the ultimate bro. I want to take him behind a middle school and get him emergent. Like this: http://tinyurl.com/yka8mpz 7:52 PM Oct 12th from web
  16. @NotMattChandler I love Bono for all the following reasons: http://bit.ly/Z8JKv 7:51 PM Oct 12th from web in reply to NotMattChandler
  17. We may market Resurgent Astroglide to go with our Porn Again site. Tagline: "It's not the sword of the spirit, but she'll think it is!" 1:34 PM Oct 7th from web
  18. @ultra_dude Why, yes! The tagline is "It's not the sword of the Spirit, but she'll think it is!" 7:34 PM Oct 6th from web
  19. Talked about idolatry on Nightline and posted about it on my fb fan page. (Fan pages and idolatry are unrelated.) http://bit.ly/12x6Hv 9:50 AM Oct 6th from web
  20. @notmattchandler Good, that's what you're supposed to say. But srsly, I'll call you later and we'll talk about what's really important (#s) 12:36 PM Oct 1st from web