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  1. Alright, friends. Have now officially run out of time to keep fakedon twittering. Happy to hand this off if anyone wants. Hit me @pkafka 5:03 AM Sep 2nd, 2008 from web
  2. Perhaps this is unsurprising, but I forgot to check in yesterday. I did have two very enjoyable 12-year scotches, though. 5:31 AM Aug 30th, 2008 from web
  3. I know I have an after-work drink scheduled, but I can't remember who I'm supposed to meet. 12:27 PM Aug 28th, 2008 from web
  4. In the light of day, it now looks like yesterday will be as exciting as it gets for me. Leaves me feeling flat, lifeless, and thirsty. 7:37 AM Aug 27th, 2008 from web
  5. Yes. Definitely going to tie one on tonight. http://bit.ly/omgmadmentwit... 3:52 PM Aug 26th, 2008 from web
  6. All of the sudden I feel much better. Time to celebrate with a cocktail. 3:34 PM Aug 26th, 2008 from web
  7. I feel a crushing but ineffable ennui weighing on me. A bourbon sure would be nice. 12:55 PM Aug 26th, 2008 from web
  8. I sure could go for another drink. 5:05 AM Aug 26th, 2008 from web