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  1. Just found music jackpot, Yani. greatest. hits.
  2. Ever since I was a young boy I have wanted someone to hold my hand and skip through a field of daisies. Who is in?
  3. I really need a tissue, it is that really good part in Pretty Woman. Who wants a hug?
  4. I think tweeting will get me laid. Yeah, right, what a douche bag I am.
  5. http://tinyurl.com/ysgpcl still on my quest to be a major douche bag player...
  6. I want to be the #1 douche bag! Why? Who knows...
  7. Tell me people, am I mean? Am I a dick? Am I an asshole? Am I all of the above? I want to be...
  8. Don't mean to say I told you so, but Google.com still has the same shitty homepage as they did when I stopped making fun of them. Deadpool?
  9. think I am being harsh on @socialthing? You should have seen me when Google didn't launch for 3 years! What are those tools up to anyway?
  10. @micah My cab driver invited me to be a porn star. I think it was the 'stache.
  11. @micah: that's becuase I could not get my lazy butt out of bed until now. I must have had burritto hangover ;-)
  12. I want people to think I would hurt pandas, but have the same gentle nature they do.
  13. Been a rough morning, the dogs and I ate too many burritos last night. Man do I feel fat!