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fakedavetisch

  1. @phineasb @joverdorff @ryanspoon RUMBLE. THAT. SHIT. #TeamGale 10:34 AM Mar 20th via Twitter for Mac in reply to phineasb
  2. I RT, therefore I am. “@sarahtavel: I RT, therefore I am not.” 1:48 PM Nov 7th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  3. @davetisch I'll be your status symbol anytime. 1:39 PM Nov 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for Mac in reply to davetisch
  4. (if you're rich we'll let you in.) 8:54 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  5. If you can't make it to the check writing area don't miss the marquee bathrooms... 8:53 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  6. And that's our show! Come find me in the check-writing area later. I'll be the one offering you money without knowing your name 8:52 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  7. If @joesephcohen 's sweater was more form fitting, he could be this sessions @reecepacheco #hotthustlers 8:46 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  8. Wow who picked this music? Cause its PERFECT 8:44 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  9. No YOU have it all going on @infoarbitrage 8:43 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  10. ... Gotta get thee name on more buildings somehow 8:42 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  11. It's cool @jesselamb... I went to law school too... Grandparents wanted me too... 8:41 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  12. "Is that a jambox or are you just happy to see me? " 8:40 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  13. I'm gonna start carrying a Jambox in my jeans. It will play my intro music when I enter a room. #founder #wannabe 8:40 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @JasonLBaptiste omg will you share your bookmarks with me? Pleeeeeeeeease? 8:39 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web in reply to JasonLBaptiste
  15. Want your cloud in one place? Find me later tonight at Marquee. 8:39 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  16. Whenever I see @smart @jaredhecht I really really want grilled cheese. And taco bell. And cheetos. Mmmmmmmm 8:37 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web
  17. I DISCOVERED GROUPME. no big deal 8:36 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. OHMIGOD GROUPME NEW YORK CITY KHOSLA EXIT DISRUOT CONWAY ORGASM 8:35 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Can't wait to use @wantworthy. Will make being a sugar daddy soooo much easier. No more asking my honey babies what they want from daddy! 8:34 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  20. I know the taste of a woman... 8:33 AM Oct 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web