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FakeCraigFinn

  1. She said, "Come back to the darkness" but he went into the light / She swears she saw Charlemagne in Los Angeles tonight
  2. Everyone's in love when life is fine / the Twins by eight in Anaheim
  3. Don't make me choose / Between the Mats and Husker Du / Between Minny and St. Paul / No one should lose
  4. We need more rock and less rollin / More John and less Romans
  5. Two new people fall in love every night in this town / But someone's always reaching up and someone's always reaching down
  6. What's the use in trying if you know you'll never win? / I don't believe in God but I do believe in sin
  7. She's sorry she's been silent for so long / But sometimes she don't have that much to say
  8. She told me she could get into Arcade Fire / "They sound like Springsteen! At the Disco"
  9. Sometimes you lose what you wanted to keep / Sometimes you booze when you wanted to sleep
  10. She's so trusting when she's looking to the sky above / She's Cloudbusting 'cause she wants to be a Hound of Love
  11. The punks all think they're better than the metal kids / But it's mostly because they are
  12. This year I resolve to have resolve / Swear to God that I won't swear to God no more
  13. Wool socks, a case of Summit, Husker Du / But it's not a St. Paul Christmas without you
  14. He's a lover, she's a porcelain doll / He's all whacked out on Demerol
  15. But all her stories leave him cold / She'll win it all back just like Job
  16. Let's call our lives fiction and call our fiction lies / Let's all go up to heaven with Sal Paradise
  17. He broke bread / We broke ranks / He gave blood / We gave thanks
  18. She's careless with her heart and she's not getting safer / She'll get broken apart like a communion wafer
  19. You leave some of yourself on stage every night / But I left my glasses in San Diego
  20. He knows that words won't save him, at least not the words here / The only sign he sees says "Grain Belt Beer"