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  1. “Hugh…wake up! You were having a nightmare.” twitter.com/fakecomedian/s… about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. @nerdarama If that isn't a song lyric, it should be. about 17 hours ago via Echofon in reply to nerdarama
  3. Bear photo. twitter.com/fakecomedian/s… 8:39 PM May 29th via Echofon
  4. No. I will not stop. lockerz.com/s/212949778 7:49 PM May 29th via Echofon
  5. I review wine in this new FC video. Trust me. "I'm an expert." fakecomedian.com/FC_Wine.mov 3:22 PM May 29th via Echofon
  6. "Family Guy mailer calls Emmy voters ‘bloated, overprivileged Brentwood Jews’ and asks to be let into club." nydailynews.com/entertainment/… 2:00 PM May 29th via Echofon
  7. Today at 4PM we are sponsoring the world's first #CatTweetup. So put your cats in a box and bring 'em over! 9:07 AM May 29th via Echofon
  8. Enjoy our latest wine review video…before reading some disturbing news. fakecomedian.com 10:10 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. @ndr_w I wish. The video was a pointless improv. No, back to the regular, old Fake Comedian format. 8:44 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ndr_w
  10. @tallhatmedia :) yes. soon 9:07 AM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to tallhatmedia
  11. @ndr_w @tallhatmedia @Geoff_Itz @seanwilk @burnsy06 @EzyWriter @scholarkev @kurtgraser What did I miss? fakecomedian.com/2012/05/the-ru… 9:01 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. I don't know much about Star Trek but I do know this: the Kardashians were scary as shit. 4:14 PM May 7th via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. @TheGreatHumbug Mmm...dilithiumy. 4:03 PM May 7th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TheGreatHumbug
  14. @TheGreatHumbug @CriticalRedPen @PopCultMonster @nerdarama I loved this thread. I'm imagining that Romulan hot chocolate is spiked though. 3:49 PM May 7th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TheGreatHumbug
  15. What kind of a cruel world is it that I have to get off a flight only to find out that Gomer Pyle isn't Canadian? 5:17 AM May 7th via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. As my basketball coach used to tell us (and I'm paraphrasing): "If you don't shoot your balls, you can't know screaming." 8:43 PM Apr 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
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