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fakecoachsark

  1. Nothing gets me amped for a tough workout sesh with the Dawgs like these new DORITOS LOCOS TACOS from TACO BELL® 9:43 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
  2. Mike Leach did not shoot and kill a bear. There was a second shooter, behind the grassy knoll 3:05 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
  3. Who needs Facebook anyway? Dawg fans be sure to go to my Myspace and also friend me on Friendster #socialmedia #woof 11:44 AM May 18th via TweetDeck
  4. how do I update FAcebook 11:38 AM May 18th via TweetDeck
  5. Supermoon 10:35 PM May 5th via TweetDeck
  6. Keeping Up With The Sarkisians 9:33 PM May 1st via TweetDeck
  7. Gone but not forgotten. miss u nick holt :( youtu.be/Gc2K10CrThw 10:31 PM Apr 30th via TweetDeck
  8. Just offered scholarship to Tupac hologram. Potential DB but possibly WR too???? 11:58 PM Apr 21st via TweetDeck
  9. Let's face it: Felix Hernandez is just not a winner. 9:51 PM Apr 19th via TweetDeck
  10. Consider naming your unborn child "Steve Sarkisian Jr." 1:50 PM Apr 15th via TweetDeck
  11. Y'all wanna do some cocaine? 8:35 PM Apr 10th via TweetDeck
  12. ok cool I think they bought that explanation. meet me 1030 pm at the arboretum 4:22 PM Mar 17th via TweetDeck
  13. Hey Dawg fans! Ignore those last tweets. Just trying to text a friend from my new blackberry. He's my banker and NOT a recruit's dad. 4:18 PM Mar 17th via TweetDeck
  14. test' 4:15 PM Mar 17th via TweetDeck
  15. wha t do you mean that got posted on my twitter 4:14 PM Mar 17th via TweetDeck
  16. I've got the cash. text me back. i'll meet you under the alaskan way viaduct @ 7 pm. Madison st 4:13 PM Mar 17th via TweetDeck
  17. Can you favorite your own tweets? 1:33 PM Feb 28th via TweetDeck
  18. Why is the Dateline NBC guy trying to build an arena? 2:09 PM Feb 16th via TweetDeck
  19. #RIPStamos 5:43 PM Feb 5th via TweetDeck
  20. Reminder to Dawg fans that signees are still recruits until they enroll, so wait a little bit before the under the table cash. 4:26 PM Feb 2nd via TweetDeck
  • Name Fake Steve Sarkisian
  • Location Seattle, WA
  • Bio IT NEVER EVER EVER RAINS IN SEATTLE
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