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@Tofur *Cliffy Punch™* 10:30 AM Jun 22nd from Tweetie in reply to Tofur
OXM interviewed my favorite person: Me! Read how they stroke my hulking mass! http://bit.ly/KfDF5 (And yes, I mention this Twitter account) 10:19 AM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
The July issue of OXM has Cliff's final word on @FakeCliffy_B (via @DanAmrich) 10:46 AM May 25th from Tweetie
The only thing more powerful than a Cliffy-Punch™ to the face, is the LAMECAST from @WeAreLame. New episode online now! http://wearela.me/ 7:38 AM Mar 2nd from web
Oh my god you guys! http://www.wearela.me is alive! With a podcast too! If you're at work, keep the celebratory self-touching to a minimum. 8:44 AM Feb 23rd from web
Also, be sure to follow us at @WeAreLame. This is where we'll be channeling our creativity and humor from now on. Thanks again everyone! 8:45 AM Feb 10th from web
Ready for the truth? I'm actually @MatthewRex & @Powerllama! We hope you enjoyed our antics! Read the whole story here: http://h4xr.org/bg33 8:45 AM Feb 10th from web
You may be wondering, with tears streaming down your face, why my name is changed- you can read it here: http://tinyurl.com/9757kg 3:13 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web
After much testing, it looks like matchmaking is permanently broken. There are new maps though, only 800 Microsoft Points! 10:38 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from web
Christmas time is here. I know this because my "Cliffy Tree" (A Christmas topiary in my likeness, created by a master artist) has arrived. 8:27 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from web
Check out this article about the badass team who worked on the 1% of Gears 2 that The Cliffster didn't hand-make. http://tinyurl.com/68t9te 7:19 PM Dec 16th, 2008 from web
@yuki_hime It will inherit the mantle from GoW2. Much like GoW2 took it from the Gears1. It's a Batman kind of thing. Except more badass. 9:00 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to yuki_hime
Gears didn't win Game of the Year because it's NOT GotY. It's game of the friggin' century! Best game in EXISTENCE! Take that GTA4! 8:53 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web
@majornelson My guy in Home isn't nearly buff enough, and I can't kill anything. Home sucks. 11:05 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from web in reply to majornelson
1.5 million copies of Gears 2 sold. That's another million people who get a glimpse of what it's like to walk a day in my shoes. 11:00 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from web
@codesurgeon I don't know what the hell that means, but i don't like it! Watch it, or you'll have a Cliffy-Punch™ right up your ass. 11:40 AM Dec 10th, 2008 from web in reply to codesurgeon
@DanAmrich That's a good idea. "Cliff Bleszinski's Kitchen Thigh-a-tron 6000 Delux". Like the George Foreman Grill, but more badass. 10:21 AM Dec 9th, 2008 from web in reply to DanAmrich
@WiFi_Pirate *Cliffy Punch™* Merry F'ing Christmas from The Cliffy. 6:54 AM Dec 9th, 2008 from web in reply to WiFi_Pirate
I think I'm going to get Mark Rein a Thighmaster for Epic's Secret Santa party. Either that or an autographed 8x10 of The Cliffster. 6:45 AM Dec 9th, 2008 from web
Working on my survival horror game. One bodybuilder against an army of testosterone eating aliens. Armed only with a badass dumbbell. 12:11 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from web