fakecarolbartz
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@ soberness my dear, makes you do horrible frickin' things sometimes (More recently MicroHOO!)
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to ButtercupD
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Why the fuck am I following you @?
about 16 hours ago
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Thankful for bourbon, shelves, helium, my fuckin salary, family, monostat, Google lawsuits, Listerine and diesel fuel
about 18 hours ago
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I wish you all the best.
7:53 PM Nov 25th
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IMHO (hehe) Google Health will fail harder than me taking a breathalyzer at noon...speaking of which...
5:02 PM Nov 25th
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Hired an albino with thick glasses just so I could call him 'Albinoculars' around the office. A good CEO lightens the mood.
11:01 AM Nov 25th
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Wow @ you too? Google just unlocked the "Newbie" badge too, not sure if they use @ or not.
7:27 AM Nov 25th
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Interesting...the shareholders and I have a completely different idea of what "penetration rate" is. I'm tanked.
6:21 PM Nov 24th
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@ Why yes, shellfish, latex paint and working (hehe)
2:43 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to SteveWiilliams
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MicroHOO! ...About as cool as it sounds...sigh............fuck.
2:42 PM Nov 24th
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Naming your company after your penis isn't generally a good idea. I think it's biting Bill Gates in the ass now.
4:00 PM Nov 23rd
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If you really think about it, Friendster was NOT the 1st social network. That title belongs to the various forms of STDs
6:22 PM Nov 22nd
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Y! is poised for a comeback in the same way as wooden teeth. Natural search results over porcelain any fuckin day.
3:16 PM Nov 22nd
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I knew Google Crap/Wave would flop, spotted one of their engineers today needless to say, I didn't give anything.
9:51 AM Nov 22nd
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I don't get pissed easily but 2 things do it for me: Declining traffic & Watching over weight women walk out of Victoria Secret
3:00 PM Nov 21st
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Imagine if Caterina Fake @ had a fake twitter account @ I'm smarter than rocket surgeons.
10:39 AM Nov 19th
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I don't get people who wear long trenchcoats, unless you're going to flash me don't wear one. It's total bait & switch.
10:18 AM Nov 18th
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The future of Web 2.0 is all about knowing what men and women want. Note: Yahoo! is hiring transgenders and pre-ops. Pls RT
11:52 AM Nov 17th
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Obviously a Microsoftie, this presentation has the personality of a roof shingle.
11:42 AM Nov 17th
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This social interaction presentation is like nerd poetry at it's finest. listerine is gross after the 9th swig.
11:38 AM Nov 17th
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- Name Carol Bartz
- Location Sunnyvale
- Web http://Yahoo.com
- Bio Current CEO of Yahoo! Previously: Captain of the Titanic & Pilot of the Hindenburg
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