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  1. I think it's pretty suspicious and ominous that Mitt Romney's new app reads "A Better AmerCIA." about 15 hours ago via web
  2. Sometimes, I wonder how Batman would handle a situation I'm in, and then I wonder where the last hour went. about 17 hours ago via web
  3. @rexbang Yeah, there's a ton of songs in my head after this weekend, though the "Early Jazz" Pandora station should get a special shout out. 11:59 AM May 29th via web in reply to rexbang
  4. @diabetisbreaker They most certainly did, but another superstar team (Team Getting Laid) rose up against them like a phoenix with a grudge. 11:22 AM May 29th via web in reply to diabetisbreaker
  5. "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" - Frankie Valli, "Block After Block" - Matt & Kim "I Would Do Anything For Love" - Meatloaf #KilroysMusicMonday 10:34 PM May 28th via web
  6. This Memorial Day weekend is classic summer activities: bar-hopping, bike riding, comic booking, beach housing, house partying, croqueting. 8:50 PM May 27th via web
  7. Maybe your brain is done if it's after 5 p.m. on a Friday and the word "Wednesday" doesn't make sense anymore. 5:16 PM May 25th via web
  8. @k4kevin You rough riders! All ya'll gon need some tobacci and gauze. Hoo-wee! I've just dun put your butt down for some physical therapy! 3:57 PM May 25th via web in reply to k4kevin
  9. @Colinchase12 You're a dream, sir. You got a swell, sweet heart. But I bet you won't like the ingredients I want for my sandwich. 2:50 PM May 25th via web in reply to Colinchase12
  10. I don't ask for much. Just a deli sandwich named after me and the ability to time travel. 11:49 PM May 24th via web
  11. @Colinchase12 #heymansometimesdrunkentweetsaresimplythebest 4:47 PM May 23rd via web in reply to Colinchase12
  12. @Colinchase12 My female comic friend says all male comics talk about is weed, masturbation and rape. I figure both genders have stereotypes. 5:12 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Colinchase12
  13. There's just no way I'm the only dude who feels he should be congratulated by a random babe whenever he cooks a meal longer than 20 minutes. 7:54 PM May 21st via web
  14. "Please, Please, Please" - James Brown, "Your English Is Good" - Tokyo Police Club, "Third Planet" - Modest Mouse #KilroysMusicMonday 9:32 AM May 21st via web
  15. Oh, hey guy at Alejandro's, that was swell of you to give me two forks, as if two people were going to eat these tostadas, but it's just me. 1:58 PM May 17th via web
  • Name Jake Kilroy
  • Location Southern California
  • Bio Raised by handsome wolves, I write these days. But I also enjoy Christmas lights, jacuzzis, board games, fireplaces, romance, wit and adventure.
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