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  1. do i smell, do I smell home cooking? No it's only the river. It all works out even though I'm a little freaked out. I will find a city. 4:13 PM Dec 13th from Seesmic
  2. why do all those comics try to make me laugh on twitter? 11:54 AM Dec 2nd from web
  3. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES 11:51 AM Nov 30th from web
  4. I only use twitter now when I turn my computer on... too busy to follow all of you and you should all be too busy to follow me. 8:25 AM Nov 27th from Seesmic
  5. Thankful for a hot thanksgiving date tonight with a girl who loves to give. I think I'll give her something too. 6:59 PM Nov 26th from Seesmic
  6. Time for the meatstick, Bury the meatstick, Take out the meatstick time Whoa, shocks my brain Whoa, shocks my brain 7:41 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic
  7. @ebaystudentgirl add a $3-$5 shipping and handling fee 8:54 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to ebaystudentgirl
  8. Loves reboots 8:13 AM Nov 12th from Seesmic
  9. @RightBloggerPat Yer a rascist chump. But keep on chumping love to see you come out of the closet and spew 6:14 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to RightBloggerPat
  10. #hcr is a go #hcr is a go #hcr is a go #hcr is a go #hcr is a go #hcr is a go #hcr is a go #hcr is a go #hcr is a go #hcr is a go 8:05 PM Nov 7th from web
  11. is it Sesame Street Day on Google? They have a picture of Big Bird up. I love Big Bird. 8:30 AM Nov 4th from Seesmic
  12. happy Halloween Exile kiss Monsters of folk! 12:16 AM Nov 1st from Seesmic
  13. Ah seesmic desktop I never see you anymore... must be too busy playing my new Gauntlet Legends: http://bit.ly/OMIdF 2:24 PM Oct 28th from Seesmic
  14. New personal best: 70 (Outback) on #flightcontrol, http://bit.ly/XDKul 3:17 PM Oct 22nd from Cloudcell
  15. New personal best: 54 (Outback) on #flightcontrol - New Level: Cabin Crew, http://bit.ly/XDKul 1:40 PM Oct 22nd from Cloudcell
  16. No God but the god of nature, evolution and the unknown 2:58 PM Oct 20th from Seesmic
  17. #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod #nogod 2:10 PM Oct 20th from Seesmic
  18. There is #nogod but man and he no longer is tethered to any anachronistic supernatural hoo-ha ! 2:09 PM Oct 20th from Seesmic
  19. @Thomas580 hear hear to disbelieve in the supernatural. 11:14 AM Oct 15th from web in reply to Thomas580
  20. Finally got my passport photos done at Fedexkinkos. NEVER EVER get passport photos done at Walgreens - they are hosers! 8:47 AM Oct 15th from Seesmic