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fakeBarackObama

  1. I'm glad @MarthaCoakley lost her election she was kind of a bitch. Next time don't back the wrong horse in the primary http://is.gd/6GdwO
  2. @nshttpd that is fucking awesome, I totally should have sold a @fakeillinoissenateseat
  3. May sell myself @fakebarackobama if it's twitter kosher - DM me if interested.
  4. until then word to your mother - this cynical bids you adieu
  5. and we'll see what mettle I am made of. Are the skills to campaign so divorced from the skills to govern? If they indeed are, I shall return
  6. What does the future hold for the fake President-Elect? Not sure, but my sun has risen - who knows when it'll set - give me time my friends
  7. @fakejohnmccain way to keep it classy on the concession speech -
  8. @FakeSarahPalin hahahahahahahahahaha - see ya in 2012
  9. I am as white as I am black (50/50) - what now America?
  10. @FakeAlGreenspan thanks - I am pretty much pissing gold dubloons at this point so I needed a way to spend it all before it's over
  11. something I have always found amusing is that people call me, "the first black president" - I'm actually only half-black
  12. @lgoddard well, you are either vote for me or you are a complete and total racist - who longs for the days of slavery- no room to disagree
  13. If you don't vote for me, you are indeed a racist - John Murtha agrees.
  14. @fakebillclinton Keep your creepy comments about my wife to yourself. Only women to enter Whitehouse in 20 years you haven't banged.
  15. He's definitely going to be fired @FakeAlGreenspan - I think I'll replace him with a community organizer that really cares about the issues
  16. And by Praise Allah - I actually meant praise God - but not the same god as Jeremiah Wright though - I was sleeping through his sermons
  17. @FakeJoedPlumber Praise Allah you are too stupid to read the fine print of my tax plan http://is.gd/4Irc (hint I leave out health care cost)
  18. @FakeJoedPlumber It's real simple - I'm upping your taxes and increasing spending across the board. Your punishment for being in business.
  19. @JimmyRobbins As far as my supporters are concerned there is always 2012 (send checks now) - I mean 2nd time around worked for @JohnEdwards
  20. @JimmyRobbins If I lose, I will continue on tour delivering pretty, vacuous speeches to thousands - nothing will change unless I change it