fakeBarackObama
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@ that is fucking awesome, I totally should have sold a @at
1:17 PM Dec 23rd, 2008
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in reply to nshttpd
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May sell myself @ if it's twitter kosher - DM me if interested.
11:32 AM Dec 23rd, 2008
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until then word to your mother - this cynical bids you adieu
9:51 AM Nov 5th, 2008
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and we'll see what mettle I am made of. Are the skills to campaign so divorced from the skills to govern? If they indeed are, I shall return
9:50 AM Nov 5th, 2008
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What does the future hold for the fake President-Elect? Not sure, but my sun has risen - who knows when it'll set - give me time my friends
9:49 AM Nov 5th, 2008
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@ way to keep it classy on the concession speech -
9:46 AM Nov 5th, 2008
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in reply to fakejohnmccain
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@ hahahahahahahahahaha - see ya in 2012
9:45 AM Nov 5th, 2008
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in reply to FakeSarahPalin
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I am as white as I am black (50/50) - what now America?
10:43 AM Oct 30th, 2008
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@ thanks - I am pretty much pissing gold dubloons at this point so I needed a way to spend it all before it's over
10:05 AM Oct 30th, 2008
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in reply to FakeAlGreenspan
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something I have always found amusing is that people call me, "the first black president" - I'm actually only half-black
10:03 AM Oct 30th, 2008
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@ well, you are either vote for me or you are a complete and total racist - who longs for the days of slavery- no room to disagree
7:58 AM Oct 27th, 2008
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in reply to lgoddard
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If you don't vote for me, you are indeed a racist - John Murtha agrees.
7:40 AM Oct 27th, 2008
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@ Keep your creepy comments about my wife to yourself. Only women to enter Whitehouse in 20 years you haven't banged.
7:39 AM Oct 27th, 2008
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in reply to fakebillclinton
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And for my closing argument, I am going to pour hundreds of millions of dollars down your throat. Fuck my pledge for public financing
7:16 AM Oct 27th, 2008
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He's definitely going to be fired @ - I think I'll replace him with a community organizer that really cares about the issues
9:14 AM Oct 24th, 2008
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And by Praise Allah - I actually meant praise God - but not the same god as Jeremiah Wright though - I was sleeping through his sermons
9:14 AM Oct 24th, 2008
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@ Praise Allah you are too stupid to read the fine print of my tax plan (hint I leave out health care cost)
9:11 AM Oct 24th, 2008
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in reply to fakejoeDplumber
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@ It's real simple - I'm upping your taxes and increasing spending across the board. Your punishment for being in business.
5:36 PM Oct 23rd, 2008
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in reply to fakejoeDplumber
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@ As far as my supporters are concerned there is always 2012 (send checks now) - I mean 2nd time around worked for @
10:30 AM Oct 23rd, 2008
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in reply to JimmyRobbins
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@ If I lose, I will continue on tour delivering pretty, vacuous speeches to thousands - nothing will change unless I change it
10:21 AM Oct 23rd, 2008
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in reply to JimmyRobbins
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- Name fake Barack Obama
- Location the streetz of chicago
- Bio Born on raised on the streetz. I hope you hope that I hope! Yes we can. Amen Hallelujah Amen, Yes We Can
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