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Remind readers that everything Congress does is unconstitutional, as the Constitution clearly established a "Congrefs."
about 1 hour ago
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@ Only use a full stop if a cop is watching.
about 2 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to RickTDXB
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Incite/Insight - Sonny Chiba incited a murderous rage in a bear but his insight of karate allowed him to defeat his ursine enemy.
about 3 hours ago
from HootSuite
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@: You call them "Einstein," Einstein.
about 4 hours ago
from web
in reply to blearyeyedmom
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Remember, colorful charts and graphs will ensure that no one will read the actual text of your article.
about 5 hours ago
from HootSuite
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The correct spelling of "vampire" is "Robert Pattinson" because he's soooo dreamy.
3:01 PM Nov 20th
from HootSuite
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@ Addiction is a disease, no matter how you spell it. If you don't get help here, please... get help somewhere.
2:10 PM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to uof
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Commas are probably the most misunderstood of all punctuation. They frequently dress in black, listen to sad music, and cut themselves.
1:02 PM Nov 20th
from HootSuite
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Use “shall” in formal propositions. Ex: I shall rock you like a hurricane, Your Majesty.
11:02 AM Nov 20th
from HootSuite
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"Awesome" implies feelings of reverence or fear. Great Cthulhu is awesome, as is the latest Taylor Swift single.
9:04 AM Nov 20th
from HootSuite
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@ One journalism degree is called a 'bachelor's degree', two journalism degrees are called 'a waste of fucking time'.
7:18 AM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to msprout
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Female: "Hurricane Jenny", male: "Himacane Jeremy".
7:04 AM Nov 20th
from HootSuite
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@: The style for haz-mat suits this season is tapered legs and wide collars, in earthtones.
5:32 AM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to slbrinkley
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@ Use "lead" for the elemental metal, "Led" for a commercial-free hour of the best classic rock every weeknight at 9.
5:27 AM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to cablebfg
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When a story is killed it is worth 45 experience points and drops one item from Treasure Table B.
5:02 AM Nov 20th
from HootSuite
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In a double entendre, write a figure of speech so it can be taken in two ways--from the front and from the rear.
3:01 PM Nov 19th
from HootSuite
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@ Single word as endearment, two words as an exclamation. Ex. "Sweet cheeks! That rogue gorilla just ran off with sweetcheeks!"
2:16 PM Nov 19th
from web
in reply to morrois
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@ Pho Pah is this Bureau Chief's second-favorite Vietnamese dish.
1:40 PM Nov 19th
from web
in reply to HipMom
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OUT: "Death toll." IN: "Current score."
1:01 PM Nov 19th
from HootSuite
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@ "The Atomic Flyswatter" should only be performed from the top rope when your opponent does not have the opportunity for a low blow.
12:52 PM Nov 19th
from web
in reply to Zakkajj
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