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When writing about political enemies in life: scumbag, asshole, cocksucker. Upon death: worthy adversary, family man, still a dick.
12:46 PM Mar 2nd
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References to women as "dames," "frails," "skirts," and "dolls" is
restricted solely to the Hard-Boiled section of the newspaper.
8:01 AM Feb 28th
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Order your copy of WRITE MORE GOOD today to make sure you'll have it in time for Leap Day. Also available on Kindle.
2:01 PM Feb 24th
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There's nothing weird about that. MT @: @ I find [your new logo] weirdly arousing.
8:44 AM Feb 24th
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We would like that very much. RT @: @ My daughter, aged 3, has offered to colour it in for you.
8:18 AM Feb 24th
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- Here is the new logo as a Twitpic. Please let us know what you think!
8:05 AM Feb 24th
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After 75 years as the Internet's premiere style book, we're proud to unveil our first ever logo change. Tell us what you think about it....
8:00 AM Feb 24th
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"Going commando" can refer to not wearing underpants, rescuing Alyssa Milano from terrorists, or preferably both at once.
8:55 AM Feb 23rd
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Acceptable synonyms for : "Lintestinal parasite," "Lin vitro fertilization," "Lintelligent Design."
11:10 AM Feb 22nd
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@ - <3
10:27 AM Feb 22nd
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To clarify, the stuffed elephant in the @ care package has a heart with the words "Jungle Love" stitched on it.
9:05 AM Feb 22nd
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@ @ Of course. Money spent on packages is money not spent on our many yachts and European cars.
9:00 AM Feb 22nd
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MT @ Thanks @ for the package to make up after our spat
8:59 AM Feb 22nd
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@ Great. You can either DM us the address you'd like the book sent to, or email fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. Thank you!
2:49 PM Feb 21st
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@ Thank you, Mr. Dreyfuss. Would you like a copy of our book?
2:27 PM Feb 21st
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To avoid further controversy, people of Asian descent should only be described as "Linscrutable."
11:10 AM Feb 21st
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Fact-check all political obituaries with the CIA to make sure they didn't do it.
7:30 AM Feb 16th
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- We're sorry for what we said, @. Here's a candy heart. Let's patch things up?
12:59 PM Feb 14th
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7 out of 10 respondents called @ "a home-wrecking Jezebel."
12:13 PM Feb 14th
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Why doesn't @ want to be our Valentime? Is it that floozy @ again?
11:38 AM Feb 14th
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