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  1. Sea Cucumbers become more rigid than galvanised steel when removed from the water. http://tinyurl.com/aqg4f5
  2. A turtle’s flipper can exert more pressure-per-square-inch than a jackhammer. http://tinyurl.com/b8433f
  3. The phrase ‘the birds and the bees’ originally referred to belching and breaking wind, rather than s.. http://tinyurl.com/cfq9zs
  4. Canadian Geese are the only species of goose that can fly. http://tinyurl.com/bdmlbu
  5. A newly born kitten has the equivalent absorbency of a car sponge. http://tinyurl.com/bd6yyc
  6. Wrens get violent when they are drunk. http://tinyurl.com/5lqevr
  7. Give a fox a postcode and it’ll list all the pubs and bars within a half mile radius. http://tinyurl.com/6xtun4
  8. Polar bears like to dress up as Judy Garland at the weekend. http://tinyurl.com/5q8f7v
  9. Horses never tell jokes. But contrary to popular belief, this isn’t because they don’.. http://tinyurl.com/57jgja
  10. Bees speak with a lisp. http://tinyurl.com/55rfrt
  11. Pelicans have a natural talent for swingball. http://tinyurl.com/5a9uz4
  12. The word ‘hypocrite’ comes from tiny parasites (’critters’) that live on .. http://tinyurl.com/6s9vxq
  13. You can tell the age of a goat by chopping off one of it’s legs and counting the concentric.. http://tinyurl.com/6q82nn
  14. In the evening spiders like to play charades. http://tinyurl.com/5nlpkq
  15. Hippos believe in karma. http://tinyurl.com/5eul2g
  16. Frogs are usually drunk. http://tinyurl.com/5pjjtn
  17. Monkfish are so called because in ancient times they wore robes. http://tinyurl.com/5rfmq9
  18. Horses throw the best parties. http://tinyurl.com/5mjhub
  19. Bears always write text messages in FULL CAPS. http://tinyurl.com/69k4dk
  20. Cats aren’t naturally more intelligent than dogs; they just go to better schools. http://tinyurl.com/6xfe76