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fakeandrewhyde

  1. gizmodo is wack. I used my carbon-b-gone all CES, and nobody came ot my site. 6:38 PM Jan 10th, 2008 via web
  2. my balls are carbon neutral 6:00 PM Jan 10th, 2008 via web
  3. @micah What can I say? I get a bit cocky when I'm drunk. Not to worry though, I hit like a girl. 12:25 AM Jan 10th, 2008 via web in reply to micah
  4. Acupuncture has cured me! I can drink real beer! My poop doesn't even smell bad anymore! (I checked twice.) 9:40 AM Dec 4th, 2007 via web
  5. cheerio, chip-chip and all that. I heart fish and chips! All these british accents make my Oregonian twang sound so....common. 12:13 PM Nov 30th, 2007 via web
  6. I wish I could play rockband, but I am allergic to HamSwords. I must prefer another penis reference. 3:28 PM Nov 28th, 2007 via web
  7. I keep my granola under my blue beanie. And a picture of my mac book pro. 2:39 PM Nov 26th, 2007 via web
  8. @andrewhyde you copycat. Arent you allergic to blue beanies? 2:04 PM Nov 26th, 2007 via web in reply to andrewhyde
  9. So, the Derrty South? Not nearly as Dirty as I was expecting it to be. I propose we rename it the Startup South. 9:41 AM Nov 11th, 2007 via web
  10. So we didn't launch. :( Maybe I shouldn't have shaved startup beard? Last time I violate no-shave November. 8:13 PM Nov 4th, 2007 via mobile web
  11. Im still allergic to everything. Now realizing that I am allergic to facial hair, but not facials. 4:45 PM Oct 28th, 2007 via web
  12. coffee is like liquid love. When I drink it I get warm inside and then fall asleep with my girlfriend yelling at me. 2:01 PM Oct 27th, 2007 via web
  13. best invention ever: plastic spoons. make eating easy and you can kill a man. 12:56 PM Oct 27th, 2007 via web
  14. I think I am allergic to my own penis. 10:40 AM Oct 27th, 2007 via web
  15. I just punched Micah in the face. You may all thank me later. 8:42 AM Oct 27th, 2007 via web
  16. The only thing I am not allergic to is good times. Where are the good times? 7:45 AM Oct 27th, 2007 via web
  17. my startupweekend mantra: where the fuck is the Trident? 7:42 AM Oct 27th, 2007 via web
  18. I cant believe how look it took these guys to so long to come up with an idea that didnt involve Trident. Bastards. 6:54 PM Oct 26th, 2007 via web
  19. scratching my beard thoughfully 5:47 PM Oct 26th, 2007 via web
  20. the rain in DC is messing up my beard. 4:34 PM Oct 26th, 2007 via web