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FakeAlonso

  1. soggy eyebrows... 9:04 AM Jun 12th, 2011 via web
  2. Sorry for the quiet times! I was busy working on a massive Monaco update for my eyebrows. Massive downforce improvements... 11:14 AM May 24th, 2011 via web
  3. "Q: Do team orders favor Ferrari? Alonso: Team orders favor everyone" Especially me. 10:31 PM Mar 25th, 2011 via web
  4. @FakeFernando Wake up! You have gas and brake, I have KERS and rear-wing control. We need 3rd fake for the lasers. 10:14 PM Mar 25th, 2011 via web in reply to FakeFernando
  5. 4-wheel drive on my Ford seems to be broken this afternoon... playing with movable wing instead! 10:13 PM Mar 25th, 2011 via web
  6. Drove my Ford F150 through the Australian outback to prepare for the upcoming weekend... 9:20 AM Mar 24th, 2011 via web
  7. So Thankful for my huge eyebrows this thanksgiving...! 3:00 PM Nov 25th, 2010 via web
  8. @FakeFernando And your eyebrows look strikingly familiar....! 8:20 AM Nov 7th, 2010 via web in reply to FakeFernando
  9. @FakeFernando Who are you??? 8:18 AM Nov 7th, 2010 via web in reply to FakeFernando
  10. Ah. At last. 8:12 AM Nov 7th, 2010 via web
  11. Hulkenberg embarassingly slow... 8:04 AM Nov 7th, 2010 via web
  12. ANyone give me a quick jump? 7:55 AM Nov 7th, 2010 via web
  13. left the lights on during qualy. Car won't start now... 7:54 AM Nov 7th, 2010 via web
  14. Step 1 complete: make it to the grid on time. 7:44 AM Nov 7th, 2010 via web
  15. WEBBER OUT 12:48 AM Oct 24th, 2010 via web
  16. how come they never talk about fakeF1 on the tele? 12:30 AM Oct 24th, 2010 via web
  17. looking better now... 12:25 AM Oct 24th, 2010 via web