fake_robyn
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Gristle clings wet to the skin of loudspeaker panic, seismic fear. Shh. You'll be gone far longer than you were ever here. Gesundheit.
10:41 PM Apr 29th
from Tweetie
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Fashioning a life from illusion, I twist this squealing mental shrapnel into symmetry and take a number. Now to apply the silicone.
11:17 PM Apr 21st
from Birdhouse
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There's a lightness in knowing you know I'm imaginary.
12:11 AM Apr 17th
from web
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A lot of people have encouraged me to stay on and tweet as Fake Robyn, so I suppose I will.
12:11 AM Apr 17th
from web
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@ Thank you, but I've been feeling bad about it lately. Maybe some day the real Robyn Hitchcock will join Twitter!
6:10 PM Apr 16th
from Tweetie
in reply to floraisadora
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Sorry if I've made any of you sad or angry. And a special apology to Robyn. You're a wonderful person.
5:56 PM Apr 16th
from Tweetie
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It's no fun pretending to be someone else when people actually fall for it. That's why I haven't tweeted for so long.
5:54 PM Apr 16th
from Tweetie
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Thanks for reading, but I'm going to delete this account momentarily.
5:53 PM Apr 16th
from Tweetie
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All anyone ever had to do was read my first tweet; this account was created in order to make one single, stupid joke.
5:51 PM Apr 16th
from Tweetie
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I try not to worry. But who is wearing pants?
2:07 PM Mar 6th
from Tweetie
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Thanks to all for the well-wishing.
12:06 AM Mar 5th
from Tweetie
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@ Still working out that bit.
11:38 AM Feb 27th
from Tweetie
in reply to scottique
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Fine-throated friend: whatever was growing in you dug itself into my spine;when you were finally gone I felt nothing.Then old.Pass the tea.
10:23 AM Feb 27th
from Tweetie
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@ It's hard to say whether or how much that particular name posessed me--but please don't call me "Reg."
9:20 AM Feb 27th
from Tweetie
in reply to Chris_Huff
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@ A Twitter link is a good idea. Regarding my reality: I've never been able to verify it myself, so godspeed on that end.
9:47 AM Feb 23rd
from Tweetie
in reply to valebrity
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Thanks to all. These kind words, universal sunlight sounds and generous vibrations have me reeling somewhere right.
9:38 AM Feb 23rd
from Tweetie
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I can't come back! I don't know how it works!
5:43 AM Feb 13th
from Tweetie
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Madame, I assure you I am not staring at you. I'm an artist.
6:34 PM Dec 8th, 2008
from web
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The rain on this rather hopeful umbrella makes the most glorious noise--it sounds like the future.
12:34 PM Dec 7th, 2008
from Tweetie
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None of these dislocated shoulders we've been standing on have ever belonged to giants. Oh! Hands pursed with the money-syringe--hold still-
12:59 AM Dec 6th, 2008
from Tweetie
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- Name Fake Robyn Hitchcock
- Location The Ether
- Web http://www.robynh...
- Bio The Openly Imaginary Robyn Hitchcock.
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