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  1. Celebrate 10 years of Moonfruit and win a MacBook Pro http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit
  2. Virginia Woolf wrote all her books while standing. #squarespace
  3. CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE: "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It" #squarespace
  4. I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years. -- Samuel Goldwyn #squarespace
  5. There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it -- G. B. Shaw #squarespace
  6. What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance? #squarespace
  7. * "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --- Samuel Goldwyn #squarespace
  8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. #squarespace
  9. "Indecision is the basis of flexibility" -- button at a Science Fiction convention. #squarespace
  10. No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party. -- Mind Over Matter #squarespace
  11. People who never get carried away should be. -- Malcolm S. Forbes, American publisher. #squarespace
  12. It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. #squarespace
  13. Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. #squarespace
  14. (null cookie; hope that's ok) #squarespace
  15. The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse. #squarespace
  16. One of Bender's kids: Our dad is a giant toy! #squarespace
  17. I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones. -- T.S. Eliot #squarespace
  18. Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. -- Peggy Joyce #squarespace
  19. Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. #squarespace
  20. Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American: All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards. #squarespace