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@everyone: Thanks for all the support! I think I'm still sticky from the celebration; but let me tell you, that Monster tasted great!! 4:27 PM Jun 1st from web
Up early. Going to be a beautiful day in Dover. If feel like having Monster from dinner tonight! 4:02 AM May 31st from web
@sommerhennessee Inside joke. 7:15 AM Apr 30th from Bluebird in reply to sommerhennessee
Corner booth, cap low at Panera. Toasted multigrain bagel. Life always looks better from this position. 7:13 AM Apr 30th from Bluebird
Haven't felt like posting. Hope everyone had a better weekend than we did! 4:48 PM Apr 28th from Bluebird
Qualifying time! Early draw (14th) then we can relax the rest of the day. 7:37 AM Apr 25th from Bluebird
Just chatting with @fake_jeff. Decided that neither of us tweet as much as we should. Will try to correct. 8:30 AM Apr 24th from Bluebird
221 followers. Help me beat @fake_jeff to 250! 8:27 AM Apr 24th from Bluebird
Warm and sunny in Alabama. Ready to lead the pack! 3:19 PM Apr 23rd from Bluebird
@JennaFryer you have but to 'unfollow' if you don't like the way I do things! Ciao! 10:24 AM Apr 22nd from Bluebird in reply to JennaFryer
@JennaFryer actually that's what everyone who knows her calls her and it's the second clue! 7:23 PM Apr 21st from Bluebird in reply to JennaFryer
I swear the only time I'm alone anymore is the car or the toilet! Actually just the toilet, I have to listen to Chad in the car! 3:46 PM Apr 21st from Bluebird
@Kaschak Wrong she! Chandy fixed my hair! DeLana Harvick beat me and Jeff to Twitter. 4:33 PM Apr 20th from Bluebird in reply to Kaschak
DeLana Harvick RT @Kaschak @fake_jimmie Who is she? 3:40 PM Apr 20th from Bluebird
@corona_shell Delana did beat us both, but Kevin hasn't beaten us in looooong time! :) 3:30 PM Apr 20th from Bluebird in reply to corona_shell
Did anyone notice what she did with my hair at Phoenix? 3:23 PM Apr 20th from Bluebird
Got a few comments about the beard. Everyone says to keep it. As long as Chandy says to keep it, it stays! 3:22 PM Apr 20th from Bluebird
No MacBook + no iPhone = no Twitter & no fun! Got replacements for everything today though! 3:13 PM Apr 20th from Bluebird
Of course, I wouldn't mind a small part in "A Couple of Dicks". Bruce Willis is the man. Calling my agent now. 6:00 PM Apr 12th from web
I may have to stop following @ThatKevinSmith. Mental image of him "tugging one out" will be sure to haunt me in the car at Phoenix! 5:57 PM Apr 12th from web