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fake_fredegan

  1. scratching my eganberries after a long nap. what's crackalackin' bitches?
  2. @imageisntfound i'm up in there like swimwear. holla!
  3. please RT this! help friends! my real counterpart @FredEgan lost everything in a fire yesterday. http://bit.ly/23IO6z
  4. haha nice try! RT @chantastic I'm kinda tipsy and I have a huge confession to make...I'm @fake_fredegan bitches!!! suck my eganberries!!
  5. had a great time Poning de Floor with @FredEgan http://bit.ly/aeYqg
  6. stay classy san diego!!! RT @imageisfound finished editing images of a REALLY old couple for a print order and totally lost my appetite. ew.
  7. i <3 tilt shift abusers.
  8. #unfollowmonday @imageisntfound
  9. how crowded is the wedding photography industry? http://bit.ly/GDk0Y
  10. Your donation of only 50 cents a day can help stop global TRA abuse. Together we can eradicate over use of 100% opacity Hard Lux.
  11. @jedgar that's easy. 5. fred egan 4. fred egan 3. fred egan 2. fred egan 1. fred egan
  12. @FredEgan And you, sir, are a formidable opponent.
  13. @mikeluna no sir... the meaning of life is 42. didn't u ever read the hitchhiker's guide to the universe?
  14. textures are so two thousand late.
  15. Currently listening to indie rock geniuses: Savage Garden, "Truly, Madly, Deeply"
  16. I wished Adobe Bridge worked on real life objects. That way I could organize my used Bioré strips by date with a click of a button. <sigh>
  17. @shmammothmen glad u asked! pasties are great! helps me achieve perfect mangina for those times when my skinny jeans are bit too tight.
  18. Just finished an 8 hr 1-on-1 Egan Consulting session on how 2 paint perfect red circles on Sigma lenses 4 that L series look. I <3 teaching!
  19. it's follow friday! follow me as i biore strip my eganberries and discuss other fab man grooming tips! #ff @fake_fredegan
  20. @shmammothmen oh... mauve is super fabulous.