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fake_dante

  1. RT @ccarver: Breaking news: Jerry Pacheco out as Pueblo City Manager @koaa5 10:32 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @DrewSoicher You know, I could recommend a producer who could help with that. Just ask Olson. 8:52 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DrewSoicher
  3. God bless america twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 6:49 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Kudos to @AveryBrewingCo. It aged well. twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 5:30 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. The game of the movie of the game! twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 2:54 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @DenverBeerCo Heffe on a hot Saturday. Life is good. 1:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. According to my weather app, I'm well south of the rain. Right. twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 2:39 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Hey @DrewSoicher, you build one of these for Payton? twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 2:23 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I would like to apologize for the 25 tweets of the same thing. I blame my phone. And illegal immigration. 3:37 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Cheap beer always tastes a little better at the ballpark. #simplejoys twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 3:19 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Cheap beer always tastes a little better at the ballpark. #simplejoys twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 2:45 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Cheap beer always tastes a little better at the ballpark. #simplejoys twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 2:36 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Cheap beer always tastes a little better at the ballpark. #simplejoys twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 12:56 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Cheap beer always tastes a little better at the ballpark. #simplejoys twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 12:42 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Cheap beer always tastes a little better at the ballpark. #simplejoys twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 12:36 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Upend the bottle and watch the magic. Well played, @LeftHandBrewing, well played. twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 7:19 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Today's Olympic feed included a shot of a player pouring water over herself. In slow motion. Greatest. Sport. Ever. 9:19 PM May 17th via web
  18. So tempting. Yay or nay? @romejohn5 @piemannsbakery @WeatherDem bit.ly/J0aAx5 5:09 PM May 16th via web
  19. Peyton Manning keeps getting in my way at work. Shouldn't he be practicing or something? twitter.com/fake_dante/sta… 4:16 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Geoff Sawtell
  • Location Denver, Colorado
  • Bio Editor/Director for 9News in Denver, and fan of all things sports and beer.
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