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  1. Made it all thanksgiving without willow licking Trig's hair. Woohoo! about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. I tell you: Bristol says 'acorn' is what you're gonna see in Playgirl, also. #ACORNfacts 12:27 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  3. I start the book tour this week—what a GREAT chance to go around the country and finally read one or two! 6:19 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  4. I thought Todd said today we would go to the OP-RA. What kind of opra has NOBODY singing?!?! 6:06 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  5. ZOMG I JUST GOT TWITTER LISTS. Here's all the people that hate freedom. http://twitter.com/FakeSara... 1:05 PM Oct 29th from web
  6. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PIG FLU. THEY DONT EVEN HAVE CHIMNEYS. AL GORE HAS TRICKED YOU AGAIN!!1 8:27 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  7. The Empire Strikes!!! #OneLetterOffMovies 11:27 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  8. Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to stay relevant. 4:58 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  9. Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to get relevant again. 11:02 AM Oct 23rd from web
  10. You know, @fakejoebiden, so am I. So am I. 6:39 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  11. Gosh @FakeMikeSteele, you people are SUCH GOOD DANCERS! (Sorry about your Internets though.) http://bit.ly/392I7V 4:13 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  12. HEY @FAKEMIKESTEELE U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING! 12:48 PM Oct 13th from web
  13. HEY @FAKEMICHAELSTEELE U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING! 12:42 PM Oct 13th from web
  14. http://twitpic.com/h53ip - HEY YOU GUYS can anyone see my new Facebook status? 5:36 PM Sep 9th from TwitPic
  15. "Blogger"?! It is NOT appropriate to create a special name for AfroAmerican loggers. JUST CALL THEM LOGGERS srsly 5:00 AM Aug 14th from web
  16. This "death panel" thing is really taking off! Suck it, Luntz, you got p0wned Palin style. Srsly!!! 7:30 PM Aug 10th from web
  17. Zomg I aM so wasted 8:50 PM Aug 8th from mobile web
  18. I oppose the @BarackObama youth-in-Asia plan--HEALTHCARE FOR AMERICANS FIRST!!1! 9:40 PM Aug 7th from Tweetie
  19. Every1 needs to stop talking about Barack Obama being a foreign alien. THOSE ARE EARS NOT ANTENNAS. jeesh. 7:14 AM Aug 4th from web
  20. Happy birthday @wilw!!! Thx for NOT BEING A MOOSEWAD LIKE @WILLIAMSHITNER!!! 6:48 AM Jul 30th from Tweetie