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  1. Lovin' this torture thing...
  2. Why is Greenpeace trying to get a message to Harper and ME? I'm allowed to be useless because I'm in opposition!
  3. If I had my fall election, these great job numbers would have come as I stepped into office. That could have been fun.
  4. It would really make my day if Harper could just have an affair with a hot young bar-chick.
  5. Pay no attention to the Liberals denouncing the HST, they're wannabe Tories... or does that make me a wannabe Tory?
  6. Watched the Grey Cup last night. Can somebody please explain to me why they kept punting it before the 4th down?
  7. I'm a big ideas guy, and my next big idea can be summed up in one word: Monorail. Are you inspired yet?
  8. If I yell and scream in parliament, but the Prime Minister is not there to hear it, do I still make a sound?
  9. Dion's wife thinking of joining the NDP? ... sometimes I think the same thing. Wait, did I type that out loud?
  10. Did somebody say Torture allegations? The good times are back boys, pass the Champagne!
  11. @CdnPress_Ott According to your article, there's no satirical Twitter accounts of me. Whew,I'm safe from those crazies. http://bit.ly/3BgNuR
  12. So, it's been a tough couple a months. It's because Harper keeps jumping from behind a corner and yelling "boo" at me. I'm getting paranoid.
  13. Charlie Angus wants Twitter banned “to save politicians from looking like idiots.” He has nothing against MPs being idiots.
  14. Noticing @FakeSteveHarper follows 666 people, deep evidence of Harper's evilness. Waiting for a pronged tail to sprout.
  15. Harper gets to do all this world travel while I hang out in Canada's boonies. THAT'S why I want to be Prime Minister.
  16. pg.8 of new immigration guide says Hockey is important to Canadians. Time to put my cricket paddle away and blend in.
  17. I just can't put this immigration guide down, all KINDS helpful Canadian tips I could have used before moving back here.
  18. The Duff-ster is fun to pick on, and cartoons of him are waaaay worse than ones of me.
  19. I did not tell the Prince the monarchy was useless, pointless, wasteful, silly, redundant, despicable, paparazzi-fodder.
  20. 4 by-elections, no seats. #@$&!!. Pass the scotch.