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  1. just saw a commercial for a clip on saucer. they stole my idea. ricky and steve don't know what theyre talkin bout. 5:45 AM Feb 25th from web
  2. woke up with a slug on me bed. i am tired of the bloody slugs they're good for nothin get RID of em! im sick of it! 7:56 AM Feb 4th from web
  3. read about a monkey fella who painted a exact replica of the mona lisa. what does that say about that la vincey fella? 11:03 AM Feb 2nd from web
  4. if they did surgery to put your brain in backward would you do everythin else backward 9:18 AM Feb 2nd from web
  5. i was just walkin in a park and i saw one bird high five another bird with his wing. i wonder what they just did 8:57 AM Feb 2nd from web
  6. blob fish. do we need em? it is the strangest thing ive ever seen. it makes the octopus look normal and thats sayin somethin. get rid of em 5:51 AM Jan 29th from web
  7. read about a tribe who built a car out of trees and rocks. they drive it round the jungle to hunt 5:54 AM Jan 28th from web
  8. @nic78 i think the 10 small monkeys would win. they would use gorilla tactics to get him down 10:22 AM Jan 27th from web
  9. if its half pig half monkey would it still be bacon or would it be called monkeybacon or macon? 10:07 AM Jan 27th from web
  10. just saw a half pig half monkey. i wonder if it can climb trees 9:46 AM Jan 27th from web
  11. rachel showed me these little monkey fellas that work in a restaurant. they get beans as tips. http://tinyurl.com/4k2ov8 7:43 AM Jan 27th from web
  12. saw a picture of worker ants that had learned to make hardhats. they wear em while building the nests 6:04 AM Jan 27th from web
  13. adds a bit more to my monkey news about the monkey builder, don't it. theyre good builders. 1:43 PM Jan 26th from web
  14. the monkeys made forks and spoons and knives from trees. they even had a telly made outta wood 1:27 PM Jan 26th from web
  15. some scientists found a group of monkeys in the jungle that built a house. they have chairs and windows and everythin 11:28 AM Jan 26th from web
  16. went for a walk around the park and saw a squirrel slap another one. look what world we live in even squirrels are havin a go at eachother 8:50 AM Jan 26th from web
  17. read on the internet they taught a cat to drive a car 5:32 AM Jan 26th from web
  18. @Fanny32 ya- i meant let it live here 5:28 AM Jan 26th from web in reply to Fanny32
  19. theres a spider in my flat but i may just let it live because its sittin in the same corner every day. haven't told suzanne yet 10:38 AM Jan 25th from web
  20. were horses seahorses before they climbed outta the ocean? which fish rides a seahorse? they all swim fast why do you need a horse? 9:26 AM Jan 25th from web