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  1. Nevermind. This movie is so bad I'm actually starting to believe that Jeremy Piven is a comedic genius? about 11 hours ago from txt
  2. I'm not, like, capable of tolerating this. about 11 hours ago from txt
  3. I wish she said "dookie" instead of "poop" just then. about 12 hours ago from txt
  4. "HE'S SOME KIND OF MAN CHILD." *suspicious eye twitch* Okay, fine, that was a legitimate chuckle. Damn you, my piss poor taste in movies! about 12 hours ago from txt
  5. Watching The Goods and the "non-smoking flights" speech just came on. Ughhh. about 12 hours ago from txt
  6. Comcast announcing official deal to buy NBC this week. FUUUUCK. about 18 hours ago from txt
  7. @meestercat I'm not even convinced @rollingmeme CAN read. about 18 hours ago from txt
  8. @meestercat Oh shit, you're right. BUT STILL about 18 hours ago from txt
  9. Oh my god woman stop walking around in your fucking high heels can't you see I have a headache god the nerve of some people about 19 hours ago from txt
  10. @rollingmeme HEAR HEAR #karlpilkington about 19 hours ago from txt
  11. @meestercat Interesting stat, given that 12 percent of Americans CAN'T READ. At all. Probs related. about 19 hours ago from txt
  12. @meestercat Gatecrashergate! about 22 hours ago from txt
  13. @meestercat OH MY GOD NINE DOLLARS about 22 hours ago from txt
  14. @meestercat PLEASE DO because now I'm curious! about 22 hours ago from txt
  15. @meestercat Oh Jesus. I just had heart palpitations. about 22 hours ago from txt
  16. @meestercat What's the most expensive one you've ever made? And no I haven't heard of this insane hot choc with a waiting period. about 22 hours ago from txt
  17. @meestercat What. about 23 hours ago from txt
  18. @meestercat Now YOU'RE upselling me?! I'm curious though: how much is the most expensive drink you make? about 23 hours ago from txt
  19. @meestercat Well then I better rush in and find out more! I mean, you can't just get AIDS from just anyone. about 23 hours ago from txt
  20. @meestercat Why should I know that?! Today is World AIDS Day. about 23 hours ago from txt