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  1. @iamliam ditto! Friends for now. Will reevaluate post 1000 Ways to Die.
  2. @loverap Oh do save a life in my honor! Please?
  3. I'm a character on the inside, I swear!
  4. I'm starting to think I need to be more of a "character" in the way I dress and act in public. I've gotten so boring since I've been happy.
  5. Do u have to tear down the whole house if the foundation is made of fear, neuroses, self-loathing, & failure to live up to one's potential?
  6. The MAC holiday collection is quite disappointing this year. Which is really good for my wallet.
  7. @iamliam How many times do I have to tell you: Do.Not.Joke.About.The Beard.
  8. Been feeling under the weather for over a week now, but tonight was nice. I love Joe so much.
  9. @luxuryjones But then I unhated her bc she peed herself & eventually admitted it.Now I just quietly change the station when she comes on.
  10. @luxuryjones Seriously! That's why I started hating Fergie, because I was like, "who the hell is she being in this song?"
  11. Homecooked meal, Criminal Minds, and shower sex. No, I so do not miss the party life ;)
  12. Cinder is sick, but she ate all her chicken and rice, which is a good sign.
  13. @iamliam NO. I totally want to be there with them.
  14. Tiny choco mousse and panna cotta. So yum! http://twitpic.com/ksg7e
  15. Make a sandwich using only the tops of buns leaving the bottoms for everyone else? Absolutely.
  16. I luv buffets bc I'm picky about how my food is assembled & bc it's fascinating to see what grown people do when left to their own devices.
  17. Starting to think we're the only queers in Vegas from looks we're getting.Should stand in front of the hotel offering pics w tourists for $1
  18. Loving that man of mine.
  19. Joe just won his first $6.75 playing quarters @ state line! I lost my shirt. Or $5.
  20. On one hand I am glad to be tweeting instead of driving. On the other, that means he gets to listen to death metal...