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  1. @loverap I heard 3,000 ppl were @ BestBuy by 10am to meet Lady Gaga the other night.Remember the HUGE crowd for the GooGoo Dolls??Oh,wait...
  2. @loverap Ok, let's have a war movie watching party. It will be so...
  3. RT @THEchelseastarr: houses w/excessive xmas decorations look so cheap n broke-down during the day, but glam n festive at night. i reall ...
  4. Totally over babysitting people who don't know who they are. Or who I am, for that matter.
  5. @AutomatonDJ I'm going to miss you and @luxuryjones so much. Five days!!! Have fun!
  6. War sucks. And war movies are depressing. SPR is officially tied with The Notebook as movies that intentionally stab you in the tear ducts.
  7. But it was my fault I had to drink the coffee. Joe was watching Saving Private Ryan on tv last night and I had to see how it ended.
  8. Sometimes I have trouble telling the diff btw the smell of coffee, weed, skunk, and poop. Yes, poop.
  9. I had to drink a big-ass cup of coffee this morning. And to me, coffee tastes like ass and not in the sexy way.
  10. Sometimes, listening to KDAY, I feel like they found my 6-12th grade letters and are reading each one out loud.
  11. @iamliam ditto! Friends for now. Will reevaluate post 1000 Ways to Die.
  12. @loverap Oh do save a life in my honor! Please?
  13. I'm a character on the inside, I swear!
  14. I'm starting to think I need to be more of a "character" in the way I dress and act in public. I've gotten so boring since I've been happy.
  15. Do u have to tear down the whole house if the foundation is made of fear, neuroses, self-loathing, & failure to live up to one's potential?
  16. The MAC holiday collection is quite disappointing this year. Which is really good for my wallet.
  17. @iamliam How many times do I have to tell you: Do.Not.Joke.About.The Beard.
  18. Been feeling under the weather for over a week now, but tonight was nice. I love Joe so much.
  19. @luxuryjones But then I unhated her bc she peed herself & eventually admitted it.Now I just quietly change the station when she comes on.
  20. @luxuryjones Seriously! That's why I started hating Fergie, because I was like, "who the hell is she being in this song?"