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  1. When life gives you tweets with a-peel like @badbanana 's someone should be using them to make some bread. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. I've been expecting a call since noon. It is now 2:45pm. Maybe I'll try and take a nap, that always makes the phone ring... about 11 hours ago from web
  3. Baa-ck to the F-Ewe-Sheer #sheepfilms (edited and re-posted with additional awesomeness) about 11 hours ago from web
  4. Baa-ck to the F-Ewe-ture #sheepfilms about 11 hours ago from web
  5. @therealcherilyn in honour of you, I will hang palm tree lights on my holly berry bush. about 11 hours ago from web in reply to therealcherilyn
  6. Oops, accidentally used a whole egg instead of just egg whites while mixing angel food cake batter. Well fuck it if it can't take a yolk. about 12 hours ago from web
  7. Just filled a large bowl with ice cream mixed in a chocolate cupcake with xtra frosting & topped with Kahlúa. Not for me, it's for Aunt Flo. about 12 hours ago from web
  8. I spent the entire day yesterday starring every tweet of everyone on twitter and none of them stuck. Oh well, it's the thought that counts. about 13 hours ago from web
  9. twitter is like life. It's a lot more fun if you stop caring what other people think. about 14 hours ago from web
  10. ♫ I'm easy like Sunday morning... Spread the word. about 15 hours ago from web
  11. Here I was thinking I'd like a new boyfriend, when all I really want is someone to star me and send flirty DM's...Also @moegreeb 's avatar. about 15 hours ago from web
  12. Coffee, life, love...Apparently I really am lame. Who's the fucker that came up with this fucking fucked up tweet cloud, fuck. about 15 hours ago from web
  13. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: coffee, life, love - http://w33.us/zb2 about 16 hours ago from Tweet Cloud
  14. I'm pretty sure my french roast just tried to french kiss me. about 17 hours ago from web
  15. If you appreciate @favstar, show your love here: http://pledgie.com/campaign... I just did. ps: love means $$ 7:08 PM Nov 28th from web
  16. A Jehovah's Witness just came preaching at my door. When I told her that I'm an atheist, she looked at me cross eyed. 3:59 PM Nov 28th from web
  17. Right now, I am exactly where I want to be. 1:58 PM Nov 28th from web
  18. Bleach is the butane of laundry fluids. One splash and you may as well set your little black dress on fire. 1:07 PM Nov 28th from web
  19. I tried to make muffins this morning but burned them all. Story of my life, instead of stud muffins, I end up with 'dud' muffins. 10:24 AM Nov 28th from web
  20. Dearest coffee...Have I told you lately that I love brew? 5:33 AM Nov 28th from web