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  1. unrelated to my earlier fleshlight posting, but just found out the @lovehoney deal of the day is a half price one: http://bit.ly/4oKUEh about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @herknees I love that photo: http://bit.ly/58XvAb about 2 hours ago from web in reply to herknees
  3. @Fleshlight an open letter to my fleshlight: http://bit.ly/5VyDkZ about 3 hours ago from web
  4. @ladypandorah night night xxx about 17 hours ago from web in reply to ladypandorah
  5. @shellymc yayyyy! I am a genius ;) about 17 hours ago from web in reply to shellymc
  6. @shellymc try again, just made a quick css tweak, middle column should now dominate the right sidebar... about 17 hours ago from web in reply to shellymc
  7. @shellymc you need a bigger screen/resolution! i'm working on making the right sidebar submit and slip under the middle column but tis hard! about 17 hours ago from web in reply to shellymc
  8. we're under the sheets and you're killing me.... http://bit.ly/7EhteQ about 18 hours ago from web
  9. @fluffosaur oh, you're playing online? thought you were actually playing with a board, did think it was a bit odd that you were tweeting! about 18 hours ago from web in reply to fluffosaur
  10. New post: On condoms, and on shoes http://bit.ly/8Admsk about 18 hours ago from twitterfeed
  11. @ladypandorah wee bit distracted with the thought of me doing whatever you want me to do? ;) about 19 hours ago from web in reply to ladypandorah
  12. @ladypandorah i'm your bitch :P about 19 hours ago from web in reply to ladypandorah
  13. @ladypandorah sorry, wee bit merry! and by merry I mean pleasantly inebriated! I do apologise... about 19 hours ago from web in reply to ladypandorah
  14. @ladypandorah no, i'll do you for a bit. by bit I mean a while! ideally... about 19 hours ago from web in reply to ladypandorah
  15. awwww, hot aussie girl friend of mine went offline :( about 19 hours ago from web
  16. how can both me and my long-lost cross from australia both be drunk? surely its the morning for her or something? crzy time differences! about 19 hours ago from web
  17. @sexchocolateetc re formspring: 'And no offence honey, but you've got no chance if you don't learn to type properly' - haha good for you! 10:44 AM Dec 28th from web in reply to sexchocolateetc
  18. the perpetually full pint in my new blog header is making me thirsty, good thing we're off to the pub later this evening! 9:58 AM Dec 28th from web
  19. @Fr33b1rdy everyone's being greedy! 9:55 AM Dec 28th from web in reply to Fr33b1rdy
  20. Bloody hell, now this is what you call a cock: http://bendmeover.tumblr.com/post/303373653/via-69 9:03 AM Dec 28th from web