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  1. unrelated to my earlier fleshlight posting, but just found out the @lovehoney deal of the day is a half price one: http://bit.ly/4oKUEh
  2. @herknees I love that photo: http://bit.ly/58XvAb
  3. @Fleshlight an open letter to my fleshlight: http://bit.ly/5VyDkZ
  4. @ladypandorah night night xxx
  5. @shellymc yayyyy! I am a genius ;)
  6. @shellymc try again, just made a quick css tweak, middle column should now dominate the right sidebar...
  7. @shellymc you need a bigger screen/resolution! i'm working on making the right sidebar submit and slip under the middle column but tis hard!
  8. we're under the sheets and you're killing me.... http://bit.ly/7EhteQ
  9. @fluffosaur oh, you're playing online? thought you were actually playing with a board, did think it was a bit odd that you were tweeting!
  10. New post: On condoms, and on shoes http://bit.ly/8Admsk
  11. @ladypandorah wee bit distracted with the thought of me doing whatever you want me to do? ;)
  12. @ladypandorah i'm your bitch :P
  13. @ladypandorah sorry, wee bit merry! and by merry I mean pleasantly inebriated! I do apologise...
  14. @ladypandorah no, i'll do you for a bit. by bit I mean a while! ideally...
  15. awwww, hot aussie girl friend of mine went offline :(
  16. how can both me and my long-lost cross from australia both be drunk? surely its the morning for her or something? crzy time differences!
  17. @sexchocolateetc re formspring: 'And no offence honey, but you've got no chance if you don't learn to type properly' - haha good for you!
  18. the perpetually full pint in my new blog header is making me thirsty, good thing we're off to the pub later this evening!
  19. @Fr33b1rdy everyone's being greedy!
  20. Bloody hell, now this is what you call a cock: http://bendmeover.tumblr.com/post/303373653/via-69