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Probably working late tonight... 8:16 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
We recently said we don't find the current online print industry attractive. Hmm... #itablet 9:39 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
Our new ads are cool. / Ha, take that Windows 7! / We are so awesome. (an apple haiku) 9:19 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
Vista sucked much ass. / Ballmer pretends otherwise. / You can't fool the world. (an apple haiku) 9:17 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
Comedians die. / I'll miss George Carlin the most. / No offense, Soupy. (a soupy sales haiku) 9:16 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
We fire sparingly. / We pay our employees well. / We are not MS. (an apple haiku) 9:13 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
Today's the release. / Windows 7 is Vista / slightly less shitty. (an Apple haiku) 9:10 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
@iTablets I know, right? MS stores make star trek conventions look cool and hip. 8:27 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to iTablets
Want a slightly less shitty OS than Vista? Get Windows 7! After the first day or two, the honeymoon will be over and suckage will resume. 7:56 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
Have you seen the new Microsoft stores? They're complete clones. Nobody wants an Apple wannabe. 7:55 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
Give your pig some lipstick with Windows 7 on Oct 22! Or get a Mac today. 8:22 AM Oct 15th from TweetDeck
@darthvader Do you use a Mac? Or at least an iPod? 5:27 PM Oct 5th from TweetDeck
Thats right, government bitches. We're protesting your destruction of the planet. What now?! http://bit.ly/12gD89 5:24 PM Oct 5th from TweetDeck
Alright guys, let's not get too hyped about Google Wave... save that hype for Jan 2010 please :) 8:01 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
@jakebouma while I understand your point, our phone is certainly beyond 2005 technology. 5:55 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck in reply to jakebouma
Death star has finally given you poor guys MMS. And they're supposedly working on their network. Put your money where your mouth is, AT&T. 5:51 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
Got a new Wilco single. Long live record stores (and iTunes) 1:20 PM Sep 20th from web
making beautiful iProducts 8:13 PM Sep 18th from web
Twitter updated their suspension page for the next time they suspend me http://bit.ly/IdDql 5:41 PM Sep 17th from web
Very funny. Now get back to that iTablet. Fuckers. 4:58 PM Sep 16th from web

Name Fake Steve Jobs
Location Palo Alto, California
Web http://www.apple....
Bio I am meant to be a parody, meaning I'm not impersonating anybody. I'm also not in any way related to Dan Lyon's Fake Steve Jobs. Dan, please don't hate.